Stumbledore: Accidental Exorcist and Hapless, Helpless, Hopeless almost Homeless Hero!? :) :( [?]
I need my 'borrowed' battery charger back or my phone and I will fall off of the internet soon but meanwhile a better plan is to change my WiFi password until the freeloader returns my charger maybe coz if I can't see my WiFi on my phone then why should I sit here grumpily watching g the Freeloading Facebook zombie youtube on my WiFi ... New password to be revealed on return of my goods! LOL but grrrr-owl!
It was the day before my 56th Birthday and I decided to exit Kode-Land and fund a mini pub crawl with a few friends and freeloaders! The friends sadly went home early when beautifully English style embarrassed by recieving more than one beer when broke but the main BBFB1: 'British Brexiting Freeloading Bastard' happily stayed and invited 2 of his sad Teenage Mutant Numpty Frenemies: TMNF1+2 and the torture began!
First Judas1 started drunkenly shouting bingo during bingo during gatecrashed bingo then when I started growling too loudly 'Shut the fuck up' he told his Brexiting audience that the 'Drunken Irishman is trying to pick a fight' and they happily turned on me whilst I spluttered in vain about being a happy drunken pacifist Irishman whilst they chose to not understand a word so we both got barred from the local bingo club and now Judas1 blames me for starting it and all I accept is that I should never ever buy the angry freeloader free beer again! LOL
Then the 3 mental child monsters ( mental-age 10+ but actual age 30+,16+16+!) later started a children's bullying game of running around the road with the old man's hat i.e. my frigging hat while a passing police officer observed and pulled up in a passing van! They then ran away while a large police van pulled up! I walked home carefully minus my hat and now Judas1 is now trying to extort compo from me for his ripped hoodie which I released slightly too late as he ran away with my stolen hat into the middle of the road! ROFLMAO!!!
Relevant quotes when just the freeloader remained:
'For fucks sake Judas I am not Jesus so plz find somebody else to crucify on their Fucking payday!' LOL
'I had hoped to avoid the usual local pub freeloaders convention convened around the birthday boy with beer money but failed but at least I am not being mugged by strangers merely being scammed by frenemies!' LOL
I am 'Bipolar' addicted to peace and quiet however overreact badly to bullying with an excess of pity+contempt and eventually ranting!
Judas1 is 'ADHD' and addicted to conflict and noise e.g. 'i iz going 2 bang im out I iz' is a typical utterance followed sometimes by random violence and damage to property! However he can't take my pity whilst constantly trying to provoke me into rage and and I cant take his angst so let's pity each other from a great distance by maybe fucking off in opposite directions ASAP plz!
P.S. BTW 'Pup and Pupper' aka Adam.Vague and Charlie.Hazy are names withheld due to possible heat on these usual scamsters faking it as children victims! Both r 16+ so legally adults but sadly both with the maturity of an untrained Staffie pup thus aka'Pup and Pupper!' LOL but ...
P.P.S. Possibly 'Brat-Man and Super-Brat' should be their new nicknames coz 30 year old man turns mentally into a 10 year old child btsr when 16 year old Super-Brat also mentally 10 visits to play mental footie with my head! Super-Brat will always be Super-Brat but thankfully Brat-Man turns into a half decent bloke with a whack job sense of humour when Super-Brat eventually eventually exits and he Brst-Cave and returns to lala land! LOL
Batty Man here is making a last attempt at emptying the Batty Cave whilst skiving off a very preachy 'just say no to alcohol+etc' course and getting shitaced on frosty-jack+zapain+penicillin and thinks this might not sound like a very sane idea to any politically correct person but here is my incredible rationalisation which I actually believe at least until the end of either my incredible house move (soon thankfully) or the end of my incredible pain (soon hopefully):
1. My Chakra problem has gone holistic and is now physically eating me and Doctors sadly can no longer explain this even tho Hindus could 10,000 years ago! Grrr?
2. If I desperately hop to this preachy anti alcohol course I will physically damage my omg-foot (plz see pre penicillin blog entry re rotting foot)!
3. Am just going to read a good book on CBT after moving home!
That old familiar half dead with eyelid turning inside out on herb, penicillin and paracetemol look Hehe!
My new home: Keys picked up 26th Aug 2017, tenancy began 30th August and my furniture and I arrived 31st, last of books etc to arrive by taxi-van tomoz 9th September! Slightly slow packing and moving coz of rotting foot and chakra attack! But overall a pretty cool start to Autumn! Hehe
I have just had a good whinge to this rat on Facebook coz his ancient unsaleable phone can't accept MMS or long SMS's! Once he has smoked his fprtnightly cash he always sells his android phone to 'cashies' (A UK pawnbroker mostly trading used 'trending' electronic gadgets)! So at least the useless waster wont start midnight war by SMS tonight ... but tomoz is another day! Grrr but LOL!
Hi Snitchy Bitchy Ritchie,
One of the guys said that u said that in one of your 'interventions for the good of my mental health', aka 'trying to beat the shit outta me on my payday for not buying you any doom.cider', that I tried to gouge your eyes out u blatant payday scamster! I well remember saying to u as I got u out of my room doorway that if u ever dirty fight again (u were gouging my eyes) that I would stab u in one eye once only with a rollerball biro and since then u have resorted to bitch slapping me on my payday which is the extent of your clean fighting ability U DIRTY FIGHTING LYING RAT!
Goodbye and thx for the lessons in dirty ghetto survival tactics! For streetwise lessons I now have a few decent blokes to learn from and thankfully will not need to listen to your BS again! 'I AM NOT A GRASS BUT I WILL GET U LIFTED I PROMISE IF U GROAN IN PAIN AGAIN ONCE' ... Now that's what I call Snitchy Bitchy Ritchie (IL)Logic!
U sir r no sir at all coz u have no honour u knave and uber-greedy pauper! U r the most pathetic bully I have ever met coz u only bully pacifists and violence and dirty fighting is your first resort ... you have my limited sympathy for now and my unlimited pity forever!
Adieu et bon voyage mon petite merde!
My left foot, my right butt cheek and my right hand are infected with something bacterial or fungal but very nasty and flesh eating! My right hand is just lumpy and itchy so far and my arse is just too gross for a photo blog so the following is a one photo per day after bath grim but funny photo blog of my OMG so rotten foot starting Monday just gone when it started to heal slightly!
My arse started rotting painfully 6 months ago and is on its fifth course of Penicillin but still rotting ... Yikes! My foot started rotting rapidly 2 weeks ago and my hand started itching yesterday! Meanwhile I am having a bath every morning and a shower every night but my foot still smells slightly rotten every morning ... Yikes! My hands r washed everytime I dress my foot but this mutant bug just doesn't give the f##k up and cross infection in progress I guess!
The healing has begun with much help from 'Augmentin' (extra strong Amoxicillin) Penicillin, 'Zapain' (Extra strong codeine+paracetamol) painkillers, 'Lamisil Once' (Extra strong, extra expensive anti-fungal lotion), Boots-own-brand cracked heel balm, Scholl 'Athlete's Foot Powder', 'Eumovate' cream and many gauzes, dressings and bandages begged from every medical centre in town between paydays and bought from every pharmacy in town on payday!
The skin has fallen off all the toes and half the sole of my left foot while the foot has swollen to twice the size of the right one!
So temporarily while Penicillin is winning I am 'Bilbo Bagfoot' coz my foot is dripping contagious but now clear liquid into an asda cheapo plastic bag however if the fungi/bugs win and I shed my skin I may die slowly looking and screaming like Gollum!
BTW if you live in England 'next door to Malice' i.e. a Brexiteer and don't want your nasty neighbour to call the police coz u woke up screaming in pain then try screaming 'FOR F##KS SAKE CAN SOMEONE CALL A F##KING AMBULANCE COZ I AM DYING HERE AND CANNAE FIND MY F##KING PHONE' and it will grimly scuttle away spitefully and not call anyone! LOL but COL but it works for me!
