The Cottage at the Western End of the Rainbow!

The Anchorage Rosscarbery Holiday Cottage https://goo.gl/maps/g5vrZSJW4a72

Not all CHAVs live in Nike in the UK!

This fact passed me by coz I left Ireland in 1989 and since then have only visited the tourist oriented parts! Meanwhile have been surviving in the fragmented kingdom of England-etc!

When I arrived in Sussex I was on my way up and headhunted by ITT! Many pub go-ers now looking at this lost in Merseyhell bum do not believe that I was a senior IT Consultant or 'IBM app developer and tester' in 21st century jargon and worked for several large USA corporations in UK ... so I don't tell them coz Scouse pub goers all used to be in charge of the known world so ... I giggle politely into my pint of ye olde English ale or Guinness and listen to their tall tales thinking my true stories r stranger than ur BS m8! Just needed to explain that I used to be a wine snob most days but now only qualify as a wine slob on my monthly UK.gov payday!

Meanwhile an apology to Liverpool chavs ... I thought that u lousy  lot were from Liverpool  coz u all dress as mad wankers in a Liverpool football red top, black Nike trackie bottoms and overpriced running shoes! However I just tried to watch a soap for the first time in decades and it was grim! I thought the 'grim little wankers' of 'Red Rock - Dublin' could not be as grim as the very grim angry little wankers of 'EastEnders - London' ... but boy was I wrong! I just changed channels to Gardeners World or anything just to get away from the seriously angry grim little wankers mostly wearing Nike! So my apology to Liverpool chavs is for my assessment that u lousy lot ain't going nowhere coz Liverpool chavery has conquered Ireland succeeding where even the Romans failed! LOL

(BTW I have since watched another episode of this Dublin Rock thing and it it appears to be an oxymoron coz it is s soap which also contains acting which used to be mutually exclusive hehe)

I now realise that Ireland and Dublin in particular has developed the same problems as the rest of Europe while I was away ... only not quite as bad! Many good amazing things have happened in Ireland while I was first working (15 years) then rotting (10 years) in the United Clowndom next door! ... but the new Nike only dress code is not one of them! Many grim little wankers in the north end of Dublin could pass as scousers from the north end of Liverpool or Birkohell coz they all hate each other and live in Nike on our TV any time I forget to turn the damn thing off! :) ... Am starting to feel like Oisin returning to Tir na Nog only to find Tir na Numpty! ... but at least 48% of them r not the walking dead i.e. savage brexiters! Lol

When the Gods fell! :(

Am watching the wonderful story of God narrated by the wonderful Morgan Freeman and loving it for the seventh heavenly time hehe

But meanwhile let's scientifically analyse this strange world killing in the name of religion i.e. ISIS and us! Life is sacred, afterlife is debatable so we kill! Is your God greater than mine, is my God greater than yours and does either care! ... I don't think so and the Buddha emphasises that no one should care about such trivia! Embrace life, love life and whichever God u choose but please please please stop killing is what my G(o)odness tells me and hopefully eventually thee!

I am an agnostic pluralist Buddhist scientist of Catholic origin! It might not sound like religion to you but it works for me! :) LOL

P.s. Rushing around saying we r the saintly people and killing everyone else is not a religion which any good God would recognize!

Little House on the Steepes anyone? :)

Looks like the intellectuals of Britain r narrowly being voted into brexit oblivion by their Chavs meanwhile I hear President Putin is considering giving away free land in Siberia which thanks to global warming should be ready for some wine growing soon so maybe us remaining intellectuals should run for the Siberian hills soon LOL

Fact and Friction at the last chance motel!

Robbie bullies everyone violently or noisily but never intellectually ... Bless Im LOL!, Richie bullies his debtors but only when they are very ill, Adam tries to bully anyone annoying him but thankfully fails horribly and Josh attempts to intellectually bully everyone by either giggling or boring them to death! I could be describing an episode of living with baboons by David Attenborough but unfortunately I am not! This is merely another episode of 'Velcomin du der Ghetto'!

Welcome to the last chance motel which will get a chapter all of its own in my tragicomedy book 'Living with the Ghetto monsters  - Joshua Rottenborough' re the survival techniques of the UK CHAV variant of homo sapiens!

Luckily the mutant family have just noisily left the building! Only alpha monkey can bang a front door that noisily 'accidentally'! :) :(

Meanwhile am thinking of building a Google Android app 'Live Streaming and Screaming CHAV' and the c**t is so dim e would probably sign up for it lol

Rachel-pi Wow!

http://rachel.worldposssible.org/

Homes I have lived in on the way up and on the way back down!

Will add photos later via PC coz bug in blogger Android app prevents post from publishing if I attach any photos from my nostalgic trip thru Google Street view! Hehe