Sunday, 31 July 2016

My prescription on how to mix drugs safely!

Start with caffeine nicotine ethanol (beer) and finish with tetrahydrocannabinol and more ethanol (vodka) mostly! Occasionally after a random police beating add diazepam and pseudoephedrine hydrochloride and u will be able to take the pain on offer in this ghetto! :)

... And of course in October don't forget to harvest those shrooms! Hehe

Saturday, 30 July 2016

Allahu Fukhbar!?

The closest translation to fake Islams undying scream of pain 'Allahu Uhkbar' which I can find in fake Christian culture is in Scouse slang here in Merseyhell UK: 'Ere laar, f**k u laar!' ... which in English means 'Approach me now, I need to apply my violence to your face etc'! We r all pathetic little wankers really! :) :(

Meanwhile no Illiterate has noticed that Gulf War 3 kicked off approximately a 1000 years ago when Pope Urban 'the Filth' II re-invented the holy f**king land just to save his dying frigging papacy by igniting a fire under every manic muppet loonie in 'Christendom' starting with Richie the Angry Heart! If God is out there I presume he still looks down with pity on the not so great grandchildren of Richie the Schizo and of Jihadi Salad-man still killing each other coz of supposedly 'Holy' bleeping books claiming the same sad sack bit of s**tty sand and now oil! LOL COL

Sunday, 24 July 2016

How to train your CHAV:

Start by saying 'I understand that you have to have the last word and you are most welcome to it good sir! OVER AND OUT!'  ... and then go silent until aggression bleeds outta the c**ts ears! Hehe

Saturday, 23 July 2016

Am I half virtual tourist and half intellectual terrorist? Maybe!

Most manic lone wolves kill but I don't and never will! Instead I kick the s**t outta my own plastic bin during a manic rage attack after a random police beating then calm down and replace the demolished cheapo bin on payday! Hehe

The last time I failed to get to my bin on time was coz I was watching BBC News from the middle East during Egyptian 'Arab spring' and the complete absence of Arabic translation whilst constructive Muslims raged at BBC and we listened to some creative guesswork by a very pretty BBC studio exec drove me so nuts that I put my head thru my own (thankfully cheapo) TV! LOL

I am quite good at reading angry Egyptian body language coz my girlfriend at the time was Islamic Anglo-Egytian and often angry at pure Guinness here! (BTW Sarah if u ever read this I hope u r enjoying London and soz about drunken payday! Hehe)

I could tell that the men and women speaking angrily to BBC were angry with us the viewers coz their body language said 'we r frightened by our background situation and angry with u ' not 'we r angry with the background situation which the BBC were selling without any interpreters! They were not the ISIS Islamist death cult ex Muslim meatheads with a Kalashnikov in one hand mouthing rhetoric like 'Allahu Uhkbar' just to freak us ex Christians out!

These people were angry and desperate and focused in their rage and saying something very important without a translator! I didn't want to listen to pretty woman's creative opinion of what might be happening ... I can ignore her down the pub later! I wanted to understand the victims but BBC don't translate victims accusing them of bias I guess!

The only thing that is going to get radicalized or buried in imperialist propaganda around here is my ruddy bin! :) LOL

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Remember u r a Wombler quite righteously! Hehe

As a lad growing up on our family farm at the far end of the misty rainbow I was a South West of Ireland shit kicker and now as an old git I am a North West of England shit kicker! Then I picked up s**t with a shovel after one horse and many cows, pigs,  sheep, chickens, turkeys, cats and dogs! ... and they never complained or bleated! Now in Merseyhell I think I am turning into half Uncle Bulgaria of the Wombles and half West Cork s**t kicker ... However every CHAV (and passing HMCS PC) goes spaz when I tidy up their s**t after they have abandoned it in the middle of the pavement usually! Hmm?

Monday, 18 July 2016

Wtf ... Am I in his F-N army now? No thx ex m8!

Soz had fallen off Wi-Fi then but if I don't respond again plz SMS text me 'switch on internet mobile data on your phone for a costly minute plz coz need to fb.im u' then I can pay to text or run to Barclays Bank for free wifi if broke and outta phone credit between paydays ... cheers m8 and will explain where I can get free wifi almost everywhere recently next time we talk... Btw D used to get offered android tablets e.g. Samsung Galaxy Tab 4 cost 90 new but secondhand from very broke friends for approx £30 all the time ... the amount of free stuff it can do is amazing! Meanwhile am hiding from the neigbhouring one man army safely doublelocked in my cell with my cardboard 3d cinema and a smoke and a Russian coffee and his attempt at a cold war horror script! I got the landlord to put 2 unkickable latches on my door the last time the mutant kicked my room door in! Cool thx and bfn