The annoying truth on twitter ...

... thankfully gets mostly ignored! LOL

War of the Words!

During my current desperate sciatica attack I am watching away too much BBC Parliament! I found Mr. Corbyn's live convention speech sincere and inspiring and Mrs. May's live convention speech was indeed an excellent example of perfectly presented public speaking by a well choreographed populist demagogue!

I believe that Jezza Wan Kenobi must now execute The Corbynite Manoeuvre (i.e. seize the centre vote and give its choice to everybody) coz otherwise Princess Mayhem and her far right chums will shut it down for sustainability and profitability reasons soon! :)

Attack of the Savage Brexiters!

To be a judge or juror I think u should have read at least one book in your lifetime without it being beaten into u by a teacher with a cane or a prison warden with a chain! Guilty until proven innocent doesn't really work for me in this rotten ghetto borough! Hehe! Also maybe practice voting without rabbits ears on your fluffy slippers! LOL COL

Once every three months approximately after 4/5 teenage skinhead beatings I turn into Mr. Hyde and get a beating from skinhead tattooed brexiting UK police officers! Dr. Jeckyl sez I am a masochist but I can no longer take the sciatica after creaking on your compulsory concrete bed so kindly find a younger model of 'The Birkenhead One' plz! :) LOL

The Mix!?

I prescribe a small mount of painkiller, a small amount of muscle relaxant and as much mood uninhibiter as allowed within your culture and maybe a beta blocker to help with the screaming in pain after midnight problem LOL

Who wants to be a Slumdog etc ... A b c D or all of the above hehe

National Treasures!

I watched 3 great movies on Film4 free movie channel last night and missed a great concert by Sir Elton John at Hyde Park coz just couldn't change channels from fantastic ancient movie2 (Heat 1995) then fell asleep watching new fantastic movie3 at about 4am! I just woke up late from a vivid dream where I was talking to Sir Cliff Richards saying I don't believe for one second that u r a paedophile and he said thx then asked me to download some music, I asked Sir Cliff if he listened to Sir Elton and he said not usually coz his music is gr8 but is too like mine! I then said u would probably prefer a little classical music I guess, he replied yes plz and I woke up thinking what a nice but ancient dream! LOL

Sustenance for an old lost geek ... one pint only of ruddy good English ale (aka bitter) at the last of the perfectly wonderful ye olde English pubs ... The Imperial, Birkenhead! Bloody marvellous! Hehe

Chillaxing briefly! :)

More cheese Vicar? :)

If Dr. Jekyll could have listened to some 'smart voice recorder.app' recordings of Mr. Hyde growling in agony on vodka then being slapped around by the local keystones and carted away in screaming agony I am sure he would have learned how to stay indoors and growl quietly when in agony on red wine and maybe a little extra mature cheese! :) LOL