The only European in the Ghetto!

I love the EU! It represents so much more than these pig thick ignorant ex British empire stormtroopers skinheads will ever comprehend!

The terminally stupid decision these morons made in June 2016 was made mostly by shopkeepers assistants counting shillings thus they missed the point entirely! United Europe is sadly still too big a concept for undereducated UK coneheads?

Migration, trade and WTF were the only shillings worth counting or mentioning by the bean counters on both sides of this the most important and the most misunderstood debate+referendum in the history of this strangely suicidal Queendom! The Bremainers got buried in a shit storm of Brexit lies+propoganda from Farage+Yawbos and ...

Bremainers r now European refugees in this anti EU Kingdom! How F-N sad is this mad charge of the illiterates back into their nostalgic dark ages!?

I predict that within 10 years this Brexit Shite will rip the UK apart ... Coz Scotland+NI will fight tooth and nail to remain in the EU while England+Wales would fight them to get out of the EU!

Brexit was designed to save the Tory party and other fascists not the United Kingdom ... As Leonard Cohen RIP mighta said ... First they Trump Manhattan then they Brexit old York!

The Day of the Grok! Aka Eviction Day! :(

The day started badly at 7:30am and just got worse ... I woke up in pain to the all too familiar unpleasant sound of Manboon1 threatening its mate Girly1 very loudly in our communal hallway and after half an hour of this things suddenly got violent! It didn't help that as I slowly awoke from my sciatica and cocodamyl induced nightmare I was chanting sorta singing aloud 'Shut the f,**k up, shut the f**k up, shut the f**k up you STOO-OOP-ID GRUNT!' to the tune of O Come All Yee Faithful! Soz but LOL!

As I awoke slowly I realised I was chanting aloud and stopped immediately but it was just too late for my door which sadly got kicked in by Manboon1 30 seconds later! That evening our usually tolerant private landlord served us both with eviction notices! Hmmm?

So I called my landlord and later got evicted for my efforts, I called the police and eventually had to deliberately get myself arrested just to get away from the big grok pictured below coz he saw me signing a statement in a police van, re neighbours door kicking in, and was following me shouting 'yer a grass yer iz' etc etc. After an hour of being chased by this thing from hell thru 2 supermarkets 3 pubs and eventually into McDonald's crying to their security guard 'can u see this invisible man whom the police can't see' and thankfully he could! I had already rung 999 three times and they just weren't coming out for 'used to be bonkers so must be making this crap up' me!

Kindly Maccies security guy rang the police and they reluctantly arrived! But suddenly they couldn't understand a word outta me as I pointed at the menacing grok across the road! I knew that the minute they abandoned me he and his 2 swarming baghead friends were going to give me at least a serious beating so I deliberately started 'not swearing' at the confused officer and suddenly he understood me and escorted me away from the three Stooges across the road at last! 

P.s. In this ghetto ... all's well that ends in a cell! LOL

P.p.s. Friggin ell m8 geroff me freaky neck will ya ... wot a load of fascist Bolsheviks u flying frigging Knuth's really really are etc etc is not swearing lol but they cannae tell! ... At least not in my accent anyway! :) LOL 

Lazarus Yoga Exercise 1

Kundalini Yoga combined with physiotherapy stretching exercises works slowly! Will try to attach short video via PC as blogger.apk on android failed to attach!

Postponing Brexit to EU time!

An open letter to the President of the European Commission:

Dear Mr. Juncker,

Could the EU consider continuing EU funding for research and development businesses in Scotland and Northern Ireland if the businesses of both pro EU countries voluntarily comply with all EU guidelines even after Brexit by e.g. not using unregulated GM crops etc plz?

Kind regards a concerned UK resident Irish European,
John/Josh O'Sullivan

Postponing Brexit to Irish time!

An open letter to the Taoiseach of Ireland:

Dear Mr Kenny,

How about ignoring Brexit as regards goods even after these well meaning fools have invoked Article 50 until such time as the UK of GB & NI business trading with ROI business is demonstrably flouting EU practices by e.g. using unregulated GM crops!

Kind regards from a concerned UK resident Irish European,
John/Josh O'Sullivan.

Nightmare Neighbours in our Kitchen

On the morning of the day before yesterday (Thursday 27th October 2016) I washed our communal kitchen tiled floor and noticed a few scuff marks but nothing beyond normal wear and tear, then I went to town to talk to uk.gov.housing about moving to a nicer area! Yesterday evening I short sightedly thought 'that got dirty surprisingly quickly' and started running a wash cloth around the kitchen floor again but stopped thinking 'OMG what CHAV has been using a hammer on this floor?'!

I counted 8 smashed up beige marble effect ceramic tiles ... 1 by the sink smashed completely and 7 between the sink and the back door cracked mainly down the middle!

I then had some fascinating conversations as follows:

I asked 'angry man': 'Have u any idea what happened here' to which he responded loudly 'r u accusing me', I said emphatically 'Neah m8 I am accusing no one yet, I am just gathering evidence', I then ran to my room and double locked it while he shouted 'shut it or I'll bang u out laar' which is local ghetto dialect for 'I have little to say on this issue so I shall just default to violence'! Hmm?

Once he had stopped rampaging I reappeared and asked 'Lost Ex Student' the same question and he nonchalantly said 'Nothing to do with me m8' and sauntered off very deliberately with a glazed expression of I ain't looking at that s##t! Hmm?

The other occupant is busy avoiding me whilst doing creative maths coz he owes me £10 and thinks I am awful for being broke as a clam on the days b4 Halloween payday Monday! He requested a further £5 loan to which I demonstrated empty pockets! He then shot me a look of total grumpy hatred and came back later with a crazy maths note saying that he is subtracting the unavailable loan extension from his outstanding loan and owes me £2.50 to be paid slowly! So £10 owed now - £5 expected now = £2.50 owed later! Ghetto maths and gratitude ... Hmm?

The sooner I get out of this angry manboon cage the better! Lovely house but shame about the angry occupants! Gr8 landlord as well who should really just kick all of us out but has more patience than deserved by us 3.5 lunatics!

Plz see attached 9 photos: 8 of individual smashed tiles and one of the scene of the crime!

P.s. I thank g(o)odness that the three angry lunatics r mostly illiterate and will probably not read this blog by oppressed lunatic until I am safely relocated! LOL but true!

P.p.s. Thankfully on this Saturday morning angry alpha monkey has just at last noisily left this manboon cage after shouting loudly at his partner and child then banging the front door so hard that I felt the vibration upstairs! Hmm?

Heres looking at me kid ... With 4 focused eyes! :)

Take a look at Josh O' Sullivan (@joshosullivan99): https://twitter.com/joshosullivan99?s=09

A selfie of me in my new uk.gov sponsored glasses at Vision Express ... Coz I am officially bonkers once every two years uk.gov and Vision Express combined very kindly pay for my eyetest and £59 of glasses! These ones are £79 so cost to me £20 which is cool budgeting magic coz they don't look cheap! Many thx to both Vision Express and uk.gov!