Pinging like a Rocket! :)

The first line in the attached photo is a speedtest of my newly discovered 4G which i just found hidden under a 'default to 3g' option and it is indeed a rocking accidental upgrade!

I recently got a very good sim-only 18-month contract deal with BT Mobile!

A family (1 SIM only small family of only me hehe) SIM with 20gig data monthly plus approx £1 per gig over limit for £20 and now I just found a 'Prefer LTE' option under 'Default to 3G' it is on 4g and it's kicking at 24Mbps instead of previous 7Mbps on 3G ... so it rocks at a reasonable price which is rare in this new era of phone companies mostly eat their customers money for this kinda speed! Hehe

I like bragging on a budget! ... and I am well impressed with the 'phone package' I have assembled for a fraction of the usual pre-packaged high street cost! ...So let's compare my economy Chinese roadster (Xiaomi) to the usual pricey Korean luxury cruiser (Samsung):

I have an Octacore 2gig 32gig 1080p 2.2Ghz Android 5.5" phablet running on a 'BT EE 4G' SIM with 20gig monthly data allowance for approx £99 up front (Xiaomi Redmi Note 2 Pro 32Gig and spare battery available on eBay) and £20 per month for 18 months of quick relatively unrestricted usage ... And I own my phone immediately and the battery is removable so no lock in and death of phone when battery dies after 3 years of normal usage or about 6 months at geek speed! Total investment £459 so overall relatively low price and low maintenance coz of replaceable battery which is very important coz batteries die quickly when used at geek speed for a hopeful 6 months! :) LOL but true!

... Whereas if I had gotten the slightly more powerful but much more expensive 'Samsung Galaxy S8+' it would cost £60 approx up front and £58 per month for 24 months i.e. freaking well £1452! Meanwhile I don't get to own my phone until the end of the 24 month period by which time the built in battery will have been fried by 18 months at geek speed! So I get to rent a very sleek rolls Royce with sexy beveled bits and only own it once it dies! Hmmm? I think I will stick to owning my Chinese​ Cadillac at 33% of the price NOW thx!

P.s. the top or first test result is my 4g, the next entry is BT Infinity Wi-fi 50Mbps broadband, the next entry at 7Mbps is my phone on 3g before i stumbled on 4g just now! The next few entries r just me alternating between wi-fi and 3g thinking Wi-fi canes my battery but 3g data is slow ... So am now happily testing 4g which seems to be fast and doesn't so far cane my battery unlike the much more greedy Wi-fi! When i forget to switch Wi-fi off it eats battery very quickly doing officially very little! Hmmm?

Know your rights!

https://youtu.be/fJrZ2xySUxA

... And obviously this dude author of this video on YouTube does know our rights ... well done m8 and can u please stand in the next election coz I wanna vote for u!

Also the author of this video had obviously not consumed any alcohol or any other other mind altering substances (except maybe coffee! LOL) coz when my local Merseybeat keystone constabulardy smell one beer on me at pub closing time whilst i quote EU law re their unrequired 'assistance' in the above fashion suddenly they stop listening to my rights and I am mostly forcibly rugby tackled to the ground whilst I splutter about 'there is no need for this level of violence officer'!

I will now attach a photo of what's left of my Samsung tablet after an officer decided he didn't like being recorded whilst illegally breaking into my home without a warrant after a brief dispute with my teenage neighbour re his 3 hours (2-5pm approx) of jimi Hendrix on electric guitar and my 3 minutes only of hifi on max power playing one Hungarian plate throwing song only i.e. 'Kukush - Nigel Kennedy'!

The officer went away when I informed him that he was being recorded and would probably be on YouTube in the morning! However he then waited until I fell asleep then came back and demolished my door, demolished my tablet and beat me unconscious! Welcome to 'Brutish Justice' which is only available off camera!

Recipe for homemade 'Farmhouse Pizza'!

Input:

1 Tiger bread, butter, a spicy tomato based sauce, squared cheese slices, finely chopped onion and sliced chorizo!

Process:

1. Slice the Tiger bread into 4 by first seperating the top from the bottom then halve these and luckily these 4 slices with slight trimming just fit conveniently into a 4 slice luxury toaster!
2. Toast the bread while got then butter and wait a minute for melted. Utter effect ... Yum!
3. Add any tomato based sauce  and spread evenly.. A tin of chopped tomatoes with garlic chilli etc is what i mix up from whatever is randomly at the back of my fridge! LOL
4. Sprinkle finely chopped onions on your chosen paste!
5. Then I cover this with a checkerboard of alternating chorizo slices and extra mature cheddar cheese squares!
6. I place one of these slices in a 'George Foreman' grilling thing and leave it in for 5 minutes approx!

Output:

In 15/20 minutes (5 mins defrosting a loaf, 5 mins toasting this loaf once pecuiliarly sliced, 5 mins  melting butter adding paste and toppings then 5 mins in grill) you will have 4 of my best fake pizza slices ever! Mega yummy munchies ... LOL!

Love never dies ... just loved ones RIP!

It's been 12 years since my true love died but I still need to cry once a year and this song by this bard really helps! LOL but true!

Check out Another Love [Explicit] by Tom Odell on Amazon Music https://music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B00BYEUWH2?trackAsin=B00BYEV1PO&ref=dm_sh_fLWe0MNKoS5xDgw4U4rTlZCA9

The only European in the Ghetto!

I love the EU! It represents so much more than these pig thick ignorant ex British empire stormtroopers skinheads will ever comprehend!

The terminally stupid decision these morons made in June 2016 was made mostly by shopkeepers assistants counting shillings thus they missed the point entirely! United Europe is sadly still too big a concept for undereducated UK coneheads?

Migration, trade and WTF were the only shillings worth counting or mentioning by the bean counters on both sides of this the most important and the most misunderstood debate+referendum in the history of this strangely suicidal Queendom! The Bremainers got buried in a shit storm of Brexit lies+propoganda from Farage+Yawbos and ...

Bremainers r now European refugees in this anti EU Kingdom! How F-N sad is this mad charge of the illiterates back into their nostalgic dark ages!?

I predict that within 10 years this Brexit Shite will rip the UK apart ... Coz Scotland+NI will fight tooth and nail to remain in the EU while England+Wales would fight them to get out of the EU!

Brexit was designed to save the Tory party and other fascists not the United Kingdom ... As Leonard Cohen RIP mighta said ... First they Trump Manhattan then they Brexit old York!

The Day of the Grok! Aka Eviction Day! :(

The day started badly at 7:30am and just got worse ... I woke up in pain to the all too familiar unpleasant sound of Manboon1 threatening its mate Girly1 very loudly in our communal hallway and after half an hour of this things suddenly got violent! It didn't help that as I slowly awoke from my sciatica and cocodamyl induced nightmare I was chanting sorta singing aloud 'Shut the f,**k up, shut the f**k up, shut the f**k up you STOO-OOP-ID GRUNT!' to the tune of O Come All Yee Faithful! Soz but LOL!

As I awoke slowly I realised I was chanting aloud and stopped immediately but it was just too late for my door which sadly got kicked in by Manboon1 30 seconds later! That evening our usually tolerant private landlord served us both with eviction notices! Hmmm?

So I called my landlord and later got evicted for my efforts, I called the police and eventually had to deliberately get myself arrested just to get away from the big grok pictured below coz he saw me signing a statement in a police van, re neighbours door kicking in, and was following me shouting 'yer a grass yer iz' etc etc. After an hour of being chased by this thing from hell thru 2 supermarkets 3 pubs and eventually into McDonald's crying to their security guard 'can u see this invisible man whom the police can't see' and thankfully he could! I had already rung 999 three times and they just weren't coming out for 'used to be bonkers so must be making this crap up' me!

Kindly Maccies security guy rang the police and they reluctantly arrived! But suddenly they couldn't understand a word outta me as I pointed at the menacing grok across the road! I knew that the minute they abandoned me he and his 2 swarming baghead friends were going to give me at least a serious beating so I deliberately started 'not swearing' at the confused officer and suddenly he understood me and escorted me away from the three Stooges across the road at last! 

P.s. In this ghetto ... all's well that ends in a cell! LOL

P.p.s. Friggin ell m8 geroff me freaky neck will ya ... wot a load of fascist Bolsheviks u flying frigging Knuth's really really are etc etc is not swearing lol but they cannae tell! ... At least not in my accent anyway! :) LOL 

Lazarus Yoga Exercise 1

Kundalini Yoga combined with physiotherapy stretching exercises works slowly! Will try to attach short video via PC as blogger.apk on android failed to attach!