Sacred Herb allowed but Witch burning contines!

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Agony in my hip is decreasing to only screaming level at long bleeping last! ... Ah well mustn't grumble coz some have this Uber crap in every joint ... My sympathies and RIP to the rest!

Underemployed (F)artistry 1:

Underemployed (F)artistry 1:

Attached is my first 4000*2000 pixel original bonkers doodle-art Photoshop JPEG: 'Could someone please find a Doctor.jpg' (which BTW makes no sense until viewer zooms to almost pixel level ... ?):

The above collage of (f)artistry aka 'Underemployed (F)Artistry 1' aka 'Could someone please find a Doctor?.jpeg' started as my first panoramic experimental photo of 'Birkenhead Town Hall and Hamilton Square Photosphere 360%' using my then new 8MPixel Google Nexus 4 at Xmas 2013 in full wow 'Google Camera Photosphere' mode! ...

... However it came out so wonderfully gothic that over Xmas  I added Gandalf's hat (via Google Images) to my shadow and then Stumbledore's magic began in the new year! ...

... In Jan 2014 I got mugged by the usual suspects so got busy indoors doodling for shoulder pain, using Gimp 2.8 on PC mostly, and produced this bonkers evolving (Xmas 2013 - Halloween 2015) psycho-doodle!

About once a month if I go out I get mugged by either the usual suspects or the local teenage mutant bandit turtles so since 2014 I have been staying indoors more and ...

... I have found that adding 1 scary doctor, 1 naughty nurse, 1 random alien and 1 riddle to this collage whilst having 1 glass of wine and mousing furiously in Gimp 2.8 has been very therapeutic for my shoulder pain and for my mood  hehe ... well at least a lot better than the traditional birko beating I get if I venture out for a beer in the ghetto after dark!  :) :( [?] hehe LOL mad cackle!

The cast of characters presently includes: 8 'Scary Doctors', 2 'Doctors Assistants', 50+ 'Daleks', 21 'Naughty Nurses',  2 'Droids', 2 'Prophets' , 2 'Superheros',  2 'Spaceships', 1 'Police Constable', 1 'Protestor' and the shadow of 'a deranged lunatic' etc etc! When I cant sleep I count that lot and zzzz! :) hehe

Enjoy and regards YXOS

p.s. I call it a 'Collage of (F)artistry' coz theres virtually nothing original in it ... Everything in it is either free or freely available on the internet So I want to gently circulate it at its full 4000x2000 resolution for free just to see if anybody can be bothered to zoom into my vaguely artistic but mostly engineering sense of humour! hehe

p.p.s. Yao Xiang meaning 'Enlightenment in the details' or 'Pedantic nitpicker' is my Buddhist name!

p.p.p.s. The 'F' in 'Collage of (F)art' stands for '(F)ree' implying a collage of (F)ree art assembled for farting about purposes mainly LOL!

p.p.p.p.s. If any old art shop should want to sell this 'Underemployed (F)artistry 1' aka 'Could someone please find a Doctor.jpeg' then plz do so and send all proceeds to the 'WTF happened to Ian Tomlinson 2009 Fund'! ... until such time as its bringing in 2 salaries at which time I would like half maybe? ... or Gizajob Plz? ... LOL

p.p.p.p.p.s Recently I decided to celebrate my 54th birthday safely indoors on my own other than Skype then the teenage neighbour did a 2 hour Jimi Hendrix guitar solo thru our terraced cottage wall to which I responded eventually with 5 mins of Nigel Kennedy doing Hungarian plate throwing music on Dolby surround at full volume at 5pm and an hour later the cops kicked my door in without a warrant and beat me unconscious while I was quietly asleep in my couch in front of RTTV on satellite tv! I think that they were more offended by my Russian anti fascist taste in tv than my European anti noise taste in music! ... but what really offended them was my statement thru my letter box 'no warrant no entry ... European law applies here whether u voted for it or not so no thx to your "assistance" and Good night officer'! He went away waited 10 mins for me to fall asleep came back broke in and beat me unconscious while asleep and deliberately smashed up my android tablet to destroy the evidence coz I had stupidly informed him he was being recorded for youtube. And even b4 I could crawl painfully outta my couch i have recived a registered letter eviction notice coz I musta started it ... He who lies first gets believed ... Welcome to 'Brutish Justice'! :(

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Creative flat battery arranging at Dawn

I need my 'borrowed' battery charger back or my phone and I will fall off of the internet soon but meanwhile a better plan is to change my WiFi password until the freeloader returns my charger maybe coz if I can't see my WiFi on my phone then why should I sit here grumpily watching g the Freeloading Facebook zombie youtube on my WiFi ... New password to be revealed on return of my goods! LOL but grrrr-owl!

Pup and Pupper!: 'Local Ghetto Half Child Monsters' on rampage on my Birthday! Lol

It was the day before my 56th Birthday and I decided to exit Kode-Land and fund a mini pub crawl with a few friends and freeloaders! The friends sadly went home early when beautifully English style embarrassed by recieving more than one beer when broke but the main BBFB1: 'British Brexiting Freeloading Bastard' happily stayed and invited 2 of his sad Teenage Mutant Numpty Frenemies: TMNF1+2 and the torture began!

First Judas1 started drunkenly shouting bingo during bingo during gatecrashed bingo then when I started growling too loudly 'Shut the fuck up' he told his Brexiting audience that the 'Drunken Irishman is trying to pick a fight' and they happily turned on me whilst I spluttered in vain about being a happy drunken pacifist Irishman whilst they chose to not understand a word so we both got barred from the local bingo club and now Judas1 blames me for starting it and all I accept is that I should never ever buy the angry freeloader free beer again! LOL

 Then the 3 mental child monsters ( mental-age 10+ but actual age 30+,16+16+!) later started a children's bullying game of running around the road with the old man's hat i.e. my frigging hat while a passing police officer observed and pulled up in a passing van! They then ran away while a large police van pulled up! I walked home carefully minus my hat and now Judas1 is now trying to extort compo from me for his ripped hoodie which I released slightly too late as he ran away with my stolen hat into the middle of the road! ROFLMAO!!!

Relevant quotes when just the freeloader remained:

 'For fucks sake Judas I am not Jesus so plz find somebody else to crucify on their Fucking payday!' LOL

'I had hoped to avoid the usual local pub freeloaders convention convened around the birthday boy with beer money but failed but at least I am not being mugged by strangers merely being scammed by frenemies!' LOL

I am 'Bipolar' addicted to peace and quiet however  overreact badly to bullying with an excess of pity+contempt and eventually ranting!

Judas1 is 'ADHD' and addicted to conflict and noise e.g. 'i iz going 2 bang im out I iz' is a typical utterance followed sometimes by random violence and damage to property! However he can't take my pity whilst constantly trying to provoke me into rage and and I cant take his angst so let's pity each other from a great distance by maybe fucking off in opposite directions ASAP plz!

P.S. BTW 'Pup and Pupper' aka Adam.Vague and Charlie.Hazy are names withheld due to possible heat on these usual scamsters faking it as children victims! Both r 16+ so legally adults but sadly both with the maturity of an untrained Staffie pup thus aka'Pup and Pupper!' LOL but ...

P.P.S. Possibly 'Brat-Man and Super-Brat' should be their new nicknames coz 30 year old man turns mentally into a 10 year old child btsr when 16 year old Super-Brat also mentally 10 visits to play mental footie with my head! Super-Brat will always be Super-Brat but thankfully Brat-Man turns into a half decent bloke with a whack job sense of humour when Super-Brat eventually eventually exits and he Brst-Cave and returns to lala land! LOL

True Shit! :)

Batty Man here is making a last attempt at emptying the Batty Cave whilst skiving off a very preachy 'just say no to alcohol+etc' course and getting shitaced on frosty-jack+zapain+penicillin and thinks this might not sound like a very sane idea to any politically correct person but here is my incredible rationalisation which I actually believe at least until the end of either my incredible house move (soon thankfully) or the end of my incredible pain (soon hopefully):

1. My Chakra problem has gone holistic and is now physically eating me and Doctors sadly can no longer explain this even tho Hindus could 10,000 years ago! Grrr?

2. If I desperately hop to this preachy anti alcohol course I will physically damage my omg-foot (plz see pre penicillin blog entry re rotting foot)!

3. Am just going to read a good book on CBT after moving home!