I have just been talking to my personal Jesus on my mindseye.InstantMessenger.not-app as follows:
Hi Biggest Bro ... I don't know whether u r still out there somewhere or not and my scientific mind sez u like all r eventually sadly dust soz! But meanwhile thanks for popping in 2000+ yrs ago and generally telling us how to live a good peaceful life however plz allow another 2000 years b4 we stop killing mostly Muslims sadly in your name! BTW am loving ur new Pope Francis PBUH who gives me hope even tho I am now ex Catholic Pluralist Buddhist however I will never ever forgive Pope Urban the Blessed Filth II for lighting a fire under the Jihadi dragon 1000 years ago which burns us to this day! Soz Prophet but if I had a time machine I would go back and gag that c**t just b4 his horrid sermon reinventing 'The Holy Land' as a weapon! Plz smite me now if u feel this is inappropriate but who needs frigging Jerusalem other than the people who live there!? Also BTW I think bad Christians tend to be bullshit monsters but bad Muslims r scarier coz they tend to be mayhem monsters! Any comment on the current very sad state of your home would be gratefully appreciated ... No need to respond in person given the fact that u might sadly just be dead RIP and BFN old friend!
He wasn't online at the time coz I have been taking my anti-psychotics! :) LOL
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