Thursday, 6 January 2022

A Morpheus Reincarnation? Enjoy Dreaming of Flying but ALWAYS take off from Ground Level ONLY!

Am watching "Matrix Ressurections" thinking:

Take your red-ish chill pill then wait 30mins & if U still think U can fly then try taking off from ground level ONLY coz:

c1999AD I did this & it saved my life!

Whilst thinking I was in a Dream++ I chased my "Baelzebub.0.1" around the top floor of a multi-storey carpark & almost offa the edge of the 5 storey building but...

I skid 2 a halt thinking "Hang on.... My feet never hurt++ in my 'I think I am flying with Demons' dreams & nightmares!"!

My feet were blistered++ & that's when I realised that THIS IS REALITY & I am BONKERS & just almost killed myself by mistaking my Dangerous Reality 4 a Scary Dream!

I had apparently spent 2 hours chasing my "Invisible Satan?" in circles in what I thought was a Dream!

This was when I realised that I was delusional so I checked in at our local @NHSuk PICU (Psychological Intensive Care Unit)! 

I was diagnosed by a GR8 Psychiatrist as "Bipolar with Psychotic Tendencies!" i.e. if I don't take my blue pills (Propranolol & Occasionally Olanzapine) I see invisible people, "spirits" etc, start hearing voices & I think that I can fly so:

In my Dreams when I think I can fly I ALWAYS take off from ground level just in case THIS IS NOT A DREAM & I ain't gonna bounce hilariously!

I can NOW have beautiful lucid dreams where I am walking thru a meadow but as I walk gravity decreases gradually so 1st I walk, then stride++, then bounce, then float then fly until I think "Bloody Hell this is a GR8 Dream!" then the illusion shatters & I wake up immediately giggling at a Bad++ Back/Psyatica PAIN usually! LOL

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