Soz I, slimmer and taller aged 63, was collapsed in pain after drunkenly falling on my left hip which is now double fractured! I am in a very comfy hospital bed now in the WAFFU (Wirral Acute Femoral Fracture Unit) Ward in our large county 'Arrowe Park' hospital where my Big Bro works by day and can visit me during lunch hour and after 6pm! He just bought in my phone, charger & my Tetris etc gadget, etc! ... I had a pint of red wine in a Stella massive wine glass, then lotsa Special-G (anga) then a little Special-K (etamine) then suddenly all .uscles from my neck down forgot how 2 stand R walk! I managed 2 get my wine on 2 my coffee table then fell over in slo-mo hitting the ground hard with my left hip & elbow but not my head! My left hip is broken in 2 places so my "Femor?" is in 3 pieces until operation Tomoz! Thx 2 friends, family and NHS WAFFU Ward I will need 2 sleep downstairs 4 a few weeks in my comfy leather recliner but should recover Ok!
WAFFU means "Wirral Acute Femoral Fracture Unit"! Awesome Thx NHS Again 4Eva! LOL & Ouch ! Over? Never! :)
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