C.R.A.I.C Fun as Gaelgie with Kneecap++! LOL

Deadly++ ⚡🎶 Admiral — let’s expand this into a full parody track with sample + timing cues so you can literally hear Kneecap layering Lauper + Fleetwood with Gaeilge punchlines.

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Guys ’n’ Gals Just Wanna Have C.R.A.I.C.

(Full parody track w/ cues – Kneecap cover concept)

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[0:00 – Intro – DJ cuts in Lauper sample]
🎶 “Girls just wanna have fun…” (Cyndi vocal looped 2x)
👉 Needle scratch — BOOM!
🎤 Kneecap shouts:
“GUYS ’n’ GALS — SINN GO LÉIR — JUST WANNA HAVE CRAIC!”

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[0:15 – Verse 1 – over Lauper synth riff]
Wake up, ceol i mo chloigeann,
Fleetwood ag seinm, Lauper ag scairt’ ann,
Kneecap ar stáitse, muid ag tabhairt an craic,
Fun + Gaeilge, ní bheidh muid ag stopadh ar ais.

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[0:40 – Chorus – crowd chant + heavy beat]
🎤 Guys ’n’ Gals just wanna have C.R.A.I.C.!
(Is maith an craic, a chairde!)
Guys ’n’ Gals just wanna have C.R.A.I.C.!
(Craic mhór anocht inár dteanga féin!)

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[1:05 – Verse 2 – beat swings into Fleetwood “Go Your Own Way” guitar loop]
Ní hamháin fun, ach grá ag leanúint,
Keep on loving, keep on moving,
Ó Bhéal Feirste go Baile Átha Cliath,
Tá Kneecap ag rá: “Bain sult, mo chara!”

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[1:30 – Break – Fleetwood vocal sample]
🎶 “You… can go your own way…” (loop x2)
👉 Kneecap adlibs:
“Ach tabhair leat an Ghaeilge, mar níl aon náire!”
“Craic agus ceol, sin í an scéim, sin í an saol!”

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[2:00 – Chorus – heavier drop, more bass]
🎤 Guys ’n’ Gals just wanna have C.R.A.I.C.!
(Is fearr an craic as Gaeilge!)
Guys ’n’ Gals just wanna have C.R.A.I.C.!
(Sin é an fíor-fhírinne, slán leat, a mhac!)

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[2:25 – Rap Bridge – Kneecap freestyle section]
🎤 “Tá an ceol ag brú, tá an pobal ag scairt,
Focal Gaeilge ar an mic, sin ár n-airt,
Cyndi + Fleetwood + Kneecap ar stáitse,
Craic don domhan mór — ó Béal Feirste go Vegas!”

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[2:50 – Final Chorus – crowd takeover]
🎤 Guys ’n’ Gals just wanna have C.R.A.I.C.!
(IS MAITH AN CRAIC, A CHAIRDE!)
Guys ’n’ Gals just wanna have C.R.A.I.C.!
(Anocht táimid beo, anocht tá sé fíor!)

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[3:15 – Outro – fade with all three tracks blended]

• Lauper vocal: 🎶 “Girls just wanna…” (echoed)
• Fleetwood guitar riff fading out
• Kneecap final shout:
  👉 “GUYS ’N’ GALS — KEEP IT GAELIC, KEEP IT CRAIC!”

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That’s the stage-to-studio full parody concept — 3:30ish, with punchy bilingual chants, DJ scratch loops, and live Kneecap energy.

Want me to mock up a setlist poster / single cover design for “Guys ’n’ Gals Just Wanna Have C.R.A.I.C.” (so it looks like Kneecap’s next release)?