Stumbledore: Accidental Exorcist and Hapless, Helpless, Hopeless almost Homeless Hero!? :) :( [?]
I prescribe a small mount of painkiller, a small amount of muscle relaxant and as much mood uninhibiter as allowed within your culture and maybe a beta blocker to help with the screaming in pain after midnight problem LOL
Who wants to be a Slumdog etc ... A b c D or all of the above hehe
I watched 3 great movies on Film4 free movie channel last night and missed a great concert by Sir Elton John at Hyde Park coz just couldn't change channels from fantastic ancient movie2 (Heat 1995) then fell asleep watching new fantastic movie3 at about 4am! I just woke up late from a vivid dream where I was talking to Sir Cliff Richards saying I don't believe for one second that u r a paedophile and he said thx then asked me to download some music, I asked Sir Cliff if he listened to Sir Elton and he said not usually coz his music is gr8 but is too like mine! I then said u would probably prefer a little classical music I guess, he replied yes plz and I woke up thinking what a nice but ancient dream! LOL
If Dr. Jekyll could have listened to some 'smart voice recorder.app' recordings of Mr. Hyde growling in agony on vodka then being slapped around by the local keystones and carted away in screaming agony I am sure he would have learned how to stay indoors and growl quietly when in agony on red wine and maybe a little extra mature cheese! :) LOL
https://play.google.com/store/music/artist?id=Ascwr4snp3drxbolqnitiij3qz4 ... Richard Bona ... WOW! Discovered this mega dude just now on radio BBC World Service 'Global Beats' and he is amazing!
Take a look at @An_Phoblacht's Tweet: https://twitter.com/An_Phoblacht/status/762687610779234304?s=09 ... This mega dude taught me to always walk humbly in front of the centurions and don't throw rocks neither or u will be Gaza-ed!
I have just been talking to my personal Jesus on my mindseye.InstantMessenger.not-app as follows:
Hi Biggest Bro ... I don't know whether u r still out there somewhere or not and my scientific mind sez u like all r eventually sadly dust soz! But meanwhile thanks for popping in 2000+ yrs ago and generally telling us how to live a good peaceful life however plz allow another 2000 years b4 we stop killing mostly Muslims sadly in your name! BTW am loving ur new Pope Francis PBUH who gives me hope even tho I am now ex Catholic Pluralist Buddhist however I will never ever forgive Pope Urban the Blessed Filth II for lighting a fire under the Jihadi dragon 1000 years ago which burns us to this day! Soz Prophet but if I had a time machine I would go back and gag that c**t just b4 his horrid sermon reinventing 'The Holy Land' as a weapon! Plz smite me now if u feel this is inappropriate but who needs frigging Jerusalem other than the people who live there!? Also BTW I think bad Christians tend to be bullshit monsters but bad Muslims r scarier coz they tend to be mayhem monsters! Any comment on the current very sad state of your home would be gratefully appreciated ... No need to respond in person given the fact that u might sadly just be dead RIP and BFN old friend!
He wasn't online at the time coz I have been taking my anti-psychotics! :) LOL
