Smite me now Bejasus!?

I have just been talking to my personal Jesus on my mindseye.InstantMessenger.not-app as follows:

Hi Biggest Bro ... I don't know whether u r still out there somewhere or not and my scientific mind sez u like all r eventually sadly dust soz! But meanwhile thanks for popping in 2000+ yrs ago and generally telling us how to live a good peaceful life however plz allow another 2000 years b4 we stop killing mostly Muslims sadly in your name! BTW am loving ur new Pope Francis PBUH who gives me hope even tho I am now ex Catholic Pluralist Buddhist however I will never ever forgive Pope Urban the Blessed Filth II for lighting a fire under the Jihadi dragon 1000 years ago which burns us to this day! Soz Prophet but if I had a time machine I would go back and gag that c**t just b4 his horrid sermon reinventing 'The Holy Land' as a weapon! Plz smite me now if u feel this is inappropriate but who needs frigging Jerusalem other than the people who live there!? Also BTW I think bad Christians tend to be bullshit monsters but bad Muslims r scarier coz they tend to be mayhem monsters! Any comment on the current very sad state of your home would be gratefully appreciated ... No need to respond in person  given the fact that u might sadly just be dead RIP and BFN old friend!

He wasn't online at the time coz I have been taking my anti-psychotics! :) LOL

My prescription on how to mix drugs safely!

Start with caffeine nicotine ethanol (beer) and finish with tetrahydrocannabinol and more ethanol (vodka) mostly! Occasionally after a random police beating add diazepam and pseudoephedrine hydrochloride and u will be able to take the pain on offer in this ghetto! :)

... And of course in October don't forget to harvest those shrooms! Hehe

Allahu Fukhbar!?

The closest translation to fake Islams undying scream of pain 'Allahu Uhkbar' which I can find in fake Christian culture is in Scouse slang here in Merseyhell UK: 'Ere laar, f**k u laar!' ... which in English means 'Approach me now, I need to apply my violence to your face etc'! We r all pathetic little wankers really! :) :(

Meanwhile no Illiterate has noticed that Gulf War 3 kicked off approximately a 1000 years ago when Pope Urban 'the Filth' II re-invented the holy f**king land just to save his dying frigging papacy by igniting a fire under every manic muppet loonie in 'Christendom' starting with Richie the Angry Heart! If God is out there I presume he still looks down with pity on the not so great grandchildren of Richie the Schizo and of Jihadi Salad-man still killing each other coz of supposedly 'Holy' bleeping books claiming the same sad sack bit of s**tty sand and now oil! LOL COL

How to train your CHAV:

Start by saying 'I understand that you have to have the last word and you are most welcome to it good sir! OVER AND OUT!'  ... and then go silent until aggression bleeds outta the c**ts ears! Hehe

Am I half virtual tourist and half intellectual terrorist? Maybe!

Most manic lone wolves kill but I don't and never will! Instead I kick the s**t outta my own plastic bin during a manic rage attack after a random police beating then calm down and replace the demolished cheapo bin on payday! Hehe

The last time I failed to get to my bin on time was coz I was watching BBC News from the middle East during Egyptian 'Arab spring' and the complete absence of Arabic translation whilst constructive Muslims raged at BBC and we listened to some creative guesswork by a very pretty BBC studio exec drove me so nuts that I put my head thru my own (thankfully cheapo) TV! LOL

I am quite good at reading angry Egyptian body language coz my girlfriend at the time was Islamic Anglo-Egytian and often angry at pure Guinness here! (BTW Sarah if u ever read this I hope u r enjoying London and soz about drunken payday! Hehe)

I could tell that the men and women speaking angrily to BBC were angry with us the viewers coz their body language said 'we r frightened by our background situation and angry with u ' not 'we r angry with the background situation which the BBC were selling without any interpreters! They were not the ISIS Islamist death cult ex Muslim meatheads with a Kalashnikov in one hand mouthing rhetoric like 'Allahu Uhkbar' just to freak us ex Christians out!

These people were angry and desperate and focused in their rage and saying something very important without a translator! I didn't want to listen to pretty woman's creative opinion of what might be happening ... I can ignore her down the pub later! I wanted to understand the victims but BBC don't translate victims accusing them of bias I guess!

The only thing that is going to get radicalized or buried in imperialist propaganda around here is my ruddy bin! :) LOL

Remember u r a Wombler quite righteously! Hehe

As a lad growing up on our family farm at the far end of the misty rainbow I was a South West of Ireland shit kicker and now as an old git I am a North West of England shit kicker! Then I picked up s**t with a shovel after one horse and many cows, pigs,  sheep, chickens, turkeys, cats and dogs! ... and they never complained or bleated! Now in Merseyhell I think I am turning into half Uncle Bulgaria of the Wombles and half West Cork s**t kicker ... However every CHAV (and passing HMCS PC) goes spaz when I tidy up their s**t after they have abandoned it in the middle of the pavement usually! Hmm?

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