Smite me now Bejasus!?

I have just been talking to my personal Jesus on my mindseye.InstantMessenger.not-app as follows:

Hi Biggest Bro ... I don't know whether u r still out there somewhere or not and my scientific mind sez u like all r eventually sadly dust soz! But meanwhile thanks for popping in 2000+ yrs ago and generally telling us how to live a good peaceful life however plz allow another 2000 years b4 we stop killing mostly Muslims sadly in your name! BTW am loving ur new Pope Francis PBUH who gives me hope even tho I am now ex Catholic Pluralist Buddhist however I will never ever forgive Pope Urban the Blessed Filth II for lighting a fire under the Jihadi dragon 1000 years ago which burns us to this day! Soz Prophet but if I had a time machine I would go back and gag that c**t just b4 his horrid sermon reinventing 'The Holy Land' as a weapon! Plz smite me now if u feel this is inappropriate but who needs frigging Jerusalem other than the people who live there!? Also BTW I think bad Christians tend to be bullshit monsters but bad Muslims r scarier coz they tend to be mayhem monsters! Any comment on the current very sad state of your home would be gratefully appreciated ... No need to respond in person  given the fact that u might sadly just be dead RIP and BFN old friend!

He wasn't online at the time coz I have been taking my anti-psychotics! :) LOL

My prescription on how to mix drugs safely!

Start with caffeine nicotine ethanol (beer) and finish with tetrahydrocannabinol and more ethanol (vodka) mostly! Occasionally after a random police beating add diazepam and pseudoephedrine hydrochloride and u will be able to take the pain on offer in this ghetto! :)

... And of course in October don't forget to harvest those shrooms! Hehe

Allahu Fukhbar!?

The closest translation to fake Islams undying scream of pain 'Allahu Uhkbar' which I can find in fake Christian culture is in Scouse slang here in Merseyhell UK: 'Ere laar, f**k u laar!' ... which in English means 'Approach me now, I need to apply my violence to your face etc'! We r all pathetic little wankers really! :) :(

Meanwhile no Illiterate has noticed that Gulf War 3 kicked off approximately a 1000 years ago when Pope Urban 'the Filth' II re-invented the holy f**king land just to save his dying frigging papacy by igniting a fire under every manic muppet loonie in 'Christendom' starting with Richie the Angry Heart! If God is out there I presume he still looks down with pity on the not so great grandchildren of Richie the Schizo and of Jihadi Salad-man still killing each other coz of supposedly 'Holy' bleeping books claiming the same sad sack bit of s**tty sand and now oil! LOL COL

How to train your CHAV:

Start by saying 'I understand that you have to have the last word and you are most welcome to it good sir! OVER AND OUT!'  ... and then go silent until aggression bleeds outta the c**ts ears! Hehe

Am I half virtual tourist and half intellectual terrorist? Maybe!

Most manic lone wolves kill but I don't and never will! Instead I kick the s**t outta my own plastic bin during a manic rage attack after a random police beating then calm down and replace the demolished cheapo bin on payday! Hehe

The last time I failed to get to my bin on time was coz I was watching BBC News from the middle East during Egyptian 'Arab spring' and the complete absence of Arabic translation whilst constructive Muslims raged at BBC and we listened to some creative guesswork by a very pretty BBC studio exec drove me so nuts that I put my head thru my own (thankfully cheapo) TV! LOL

I am quite good at reading angry Egyptian body language coz my girlfriend at the time was Islamic Anglo-Egytian and often angry at pure Guinness here! (BTW Sarah if u ever read this I hope u r enjoying London and soz about drunken payday! Hehe)

I could tell that the men and women speaking angrily to BBC were angry with us the viewers coz their body language said 'we r frightened by our background situation and angry with u ' not 'we r angry with the background situation which the BBC were selling without any interpreters! They were not the ISIS Islamist death cult ex Muslim meatheads with a Kalashnikov in one hand mouthing rhetoric like 'Allahu Uhkbar' just to freak us ex Christians out!

These people were angry and desperate and focused in their rage and saying something very important without a translator! I didn't want to listen to pretty woman's creative opinion of what might be happening ... I can ignore her down the pub later! I wanted to understand the victims but BBC don't translate victims accusing them of bias I guess!

The only thing that is going to get radicalized or buried in imperialist propaganda around here is my ruddy bin! :) LOL

Remember u r a Wombler quite righteously! Hehe

As a lad growing up on our family farm at the far end of the misty rainbow I was a South West of Ireland shit kicker and now as an old git I am a North West of England shit kicker! Then I picked up s**t with a shovel after one horse and many cows, pigs,  sheep, chickens, turkeys, cats and dogs! ... and they never complained or bleated! Now in Merseyhell I think I am turning into half Uncle Bulgaria of the Wombles and half West Cork s**t kicker ... However every CHAV (and passing HMCS PC) goes spaz when I tidy up their s**t after they have abandoned it in the middle of the pavement usually! Hmm?

Testing123 at The Anchorage via Google Streetview

Take a look at East Rock, West Cork on #StreetView - https://www.google.com/maps/@/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sfGzBJw7lHiDoJ2Va9F2BFA!2e0

Wtf ... Am I in his F-N army now? No thx ex m8!

Soz had fallen off Wi-Fi then but if I don't respond again plz SMS text me 'switch on internet mobile data on your phone for a costly minute plz coz need to fb.im u' then I can pay to text or run to Barclays Bank for free wifi if broke and outta phone credit between paydays ... cheers m8 and will explain where I can get free wifi almost everywhere recently next time we talk... Btw D used to get offered android tablets e.g. Samsung Galaxy Tab 4 cost 90 new but secondhand from very broke friends for approx £30 all the time ... the amount of free stuff it can do is amazing! Meanwhile am hiding from the neigbhouring one man army safely doublelocked in my cell with my cardboard 3d cinema and a smoke and a Russian coffee and his attempt at a cold war horror script! I got the landlord to put 2 unkickable latches on my door the last time the mutant kicked my room door in! Cool thx and bfn

The Cottage at the Western End of the Rainbow!

The Anchorage Rosscarbery Holiday Cottage https://goo.gl/maps/g5vrZSJW4a72

Not all CHAVs live in Nike in the UK!

This fact passed me by coz I left Ireland in 1989 and since then have only visited the tourist oriented parts! Meanwhile have been surviving in the fragmented kingdom of England-etc!

When I arrived in Sussex I was on my way up and headhunted by ITT! Many pub go-ers now looking at this lost in Merseyhell bum do not believe that I was a senior IT Consultant or 'IBM app developer and tester' in 21st century jargon and worked for several large USA corporations in UK ... so I don't tell them coz Scouse pub goers all used to be in charge of the known world so ... I giggle politely into my pint of ye olde English ale or Guinness and listen to their tall tales thinking my true stories r stranger than ur BS m8! Just needed to explain that I used to be a wine snob most days but now only qualify as a wine slob on my monthly UK.gov payday!

Meanwhile an apology to Liverpool chavs ... I thought that u lousy  lot were from Liverpool  coz u all dress as mad wankers in a Liverpool football red top, black Nike trackie bottoms and overpriced running shoes! However I just tried to watch a soap for the first time in decades and it was grim! I thought the 'grim little wankers' of 'Red Rock - Dublin' could not be as grim as the very grim angry little wankers of 'EastEnders - London' ... but boy was I wrong! I just changed channels to Gardeners World or anything just to get away from the seriously angry grim little wankers mostly wearing Nike! So my apology to Liverpool chavs is for my assessment that u lousy lot ain't going nowhere coz Liverpool chavery has conquered Ireland succeeding where even the Romans failed! LOL

(BTW I have since watched another episode of this Dublin Rock thing and it it appears to be an oxymoron coz it is s soap which also contains acting which used to be mutually exclusive hehe)

I now realise that Ireland and Dublin in particular has developed the same problems as the rest of Europe while I was away ... only not quite as bad! Many good amazing things have happened in Ireland while I was first working (15 years) then rotting (10 years) in the United Clowndom next door! ... but the new Nike only dress code is not one of them! Many grim little wankers in the north end of Dublin could pass as scousers from the north end of Liverpool or Birkohell coz they all hate each other and live in Nike on our TV any time I forget to turn the damn thing off! :) ... Am starting to feel like Oisin returning to Tir na Nog only to find Tir na Numpty! ... but at least 48% of them r not the walking dead i.e. savage brexiters! Lol

When the Gods fell! :(

Am watching the wonderful story of God narrated by the wonderful Morgan Freeman and loving it for the seventh heavenly time hehe

But meanwhile let's scientifically analyse this strange world killing in the name of religion i.e. ISIS and us! Life is sacred, afterlife is debatable so we kill! Is your God greater than mine, is my God greater than yours and does either care! ... I don't think so and the Buddha emphasises that no one should care about such trivia! Embrace life, love life and whichever God u choose but please please please stop killing is what my G(o)odness tells me and hopefully eventually thee!

I am an agnostic pluralist Buddhist scientist of Catholic origin! It might not sound like religion to you but it works for me! :) LOL

P.s. Rushing around saying we r the saintly people and killing everyone else is not a religion which any good God would recognize!