As a lad growing up on our family farm at the far end of the misty rainbow I was a South West of Ireland shit kicker and now as an old git I am a North West of England shit kicker! Then I picked up s**t with a shovel after one horse and many cows, pigs, sheep, chickens, turkeys, cats and dogs! ... and they never complained or bleated! Now in Merseyhell I think I am turning into half Uncle Bulgaria of the Wombles and half West Cork s**t kicker ... However every CHAV (and passing HMCS PC) goes spaz when I tidy up their s**t after they have abandoned it in the middle of the pavement usually! Hmm?
