Aye aye Admiral Keeves++ 🖖🚀
Here’s a ready-to-blog cinematic entry draft for your Stumbledore blog:
🌌 The Accidental Exorcist
An Origin Story — Cahermore Cross, 1969AD
Poster:
(Insert render image here — The Accidental Exorcist vintage horror poster 🎥🕯️)
Lore Blurb:
In the quiet farmhouse at Cahermore Cross, c.1969AD, young Admiral Keeves shared a room with his father — once a trainee priest of the 1920s.
By night, his father thundered holy incantations in his sleep:
“Get THEE behind me Satan!”
“The POWER of Christ compels me & thee!”
The shadows bent, the candlelight flickered, and young Keeves lay wide-eyed, half-terrified, half-thrilled. In that strange overlap of faith and fright, imagination fused with destiny.
Thus was born the legend of the Accidental Exorcist++ — a child unintentionally baptized by dream-exorcisms, destined to battle cosmic bugs, demons, and Borg Bulldogs alike in the StarQuest++ continuum.
Tagline:
“The Power of Christ Compels… Him Too!”
👉 Would you like me to also draft a closing reflection line (something personal and witty, like a wink to your family when they read it in 2035AD)?
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