Stumbledore: Accidental Exorcist and Hapless, Helpless, Hopeless almost Homeless Hero!? :) :( [?]
Looks like the intellectuals of Britain r narrowly being voted into brexit oblivion by their Chavs meanwhile I hear President Putin is considering giving away free land in Siberia which thanks to global warming should be ready for some wine growing soon so maybe us remaining intellectuals should run for the Siberian hills soon LOL
Robbie bullies everyone violently or noisily but never intellectually ... Bless Im LOL!, Richie bullies his debtors but only when they are very ill, Adam tries to bully anyone annoying him but thankfully fails horribly and Josh attempts to intellectually bully everyone by either giggling or boring them to death! I could be describing an episode of living with baboons by David Attenborough but unfortunately I am not! This is merely another episode of 'Velcomin du der Ghetto'!
Welcome to the last chance motel which will get a chapter all of its own in my tragicomedy book 'Living with the Ghetto monsters - Joshua Rottenborough' re the survival techniques of the UK CHAV variant of homo sapiens!
Luckily the mutant family have just noisily left the building! Only alpha monkey can bang a front door that noisily 'accidentally'! :) :(
Meanwhile am thinking of building a Google Android app 'Live Streaming and Screaming CHAV' and the c**t is so dim e would probably sign up for it lol
Will add photos later via PC coz bug in blogger Android app prevents post from publishing if I attach any photos from my nostalgic trip thru Google Street view! Hehe
Until I found myself stranded in a police no go area near the local ghetto or 'sink estate' with my stalker attached to my neck and requiring assistance the police were always available but then ....
I cheekily informed them on my cellphone that I am actually being half strangled by a wooly teenage mutant metalhead mammoth and 'we will be with u within 2 hours' was not an appropriate response in this circumstance so then they came out and arrested me for inventing my stalker who was long gone coz he ran away when he heard them say 'we r coming to beat u sir clown' etc etc ha ha!
Who can find the long lost arm of the law? :) Lol
Friggin ell m8 geroff me freaky neck will ya ... wot a load of fascist Bolsheviks u flying frigging Knuth's really really are etc etc is not swearing lol but they cannae tell! ... At least not in my accent at payday pub closing time anyway! :) LOL
I run this kinda nonsense past a football scrum of Merseyside Police Officers most monthly payday pub closing times! It doesn't get me very far but it cheers me up and it's great fun listening to what they say I said later in court! A little bit boilerplate but other than that an excellent work of fiction usually! LOL
Timber corks then screw tops then omg wot no red then back to supermall to omg no more timber corks anymore! Its been a long way down however it was quite a pleasant descent cushioned mostly by cab sauv! :) lol
