Until I found myself stranded in a police no go area near the local ghetto or 'sink estate' with my stalker attached to my neck and requiring assistance the police were always available but then ....
I cheekily informed them on my cellphone that I am actually being half strangled by a wooly teenage mutant metalhead mammoth and 'we will be with u within 2 hours' was not an appropriate response in this circumstance so then they came out and arrested me for inventing my stalker who was long gone coz he ran away when he heard them say 'we r coming to beat u sir clown' etc etc ha ha!
Who can find the long lost arm of the law? :) Lol
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