Not swearing drunkenly in the presence of a police officer! :)

Friggin ell m8 geroff me freaky neck will ya ... wot a load of fascist Bolsheviks u flying frigging Knuth's really really are etc etc is not swearing lol but they cannae tell! ... At least not in my accent at payday pub closing time anyway! :) LOL

I run this kinda nonsense past a football scrum of Merseyside Police Officers most monthly payday pub closing times! It doesn't get me very far but it cheers me up and it's great fun listening to what they say I said later in court! A little bit boilerplate but other than that an excellent work of fiction usually! LOL