As I awoke slowly I realised I was chanting aloud and stopped immediately but it was just too late for my door which sadly got kicked in by Manboon1 30 seconds later! That evening our usually tolerant private landlord served us both with eviction notices! Hmmm?
So I called my landlord and later got evicted for my efforts, I called the police and eventually had to deliberately get myself arrested just to get away from the big grok pictured below coz he saw me signing a statement in a police van, re neighbours door kicking in, and was following me shouting 'yer a grass yer iz' etc etc. After an hour of being chased by this thing from hell thru 2 supermarkets 3 pubs and eventually into McDonald's crying to their security guard 'can u see this invisible man whom the police can't see' and thankfully he could! I had already rung 999 three times and they just weren't coming out for 'used to be bonkers so must be making this crap up' me!
Kindly Maccies security guy rang the police and they reluctantly arrived! But suddenly they couldn't understand a word outta me as I pointed at the menacing grok across the road! I knew that the minute they abandoned me he and his 2 swarming baghead friends were going to give me at least a serious beating so I deliberately started 'not swearing' at the confused officer and suddenly he understood me and escorted me away from the three Stooges across the road at last!
P.s. In this ghetto ... all's well that ends in a cell! LOL
P.p.s. Friggin ell m8 geroff me freaky neck will ya ... wot a load of fascist Bolsheviks u flying frigging Knuth's really really are etc etc is not swearing lol but they cannae tell! ... At least not in my accent anyway! :) LOL
