Lazarus Yoga Exercise 1

Kundalini Yoga combined with physiotherapy stretching exercises works slowly! Will try to attach short video via PC as blogger.apk on android failed to attach!

Postponing Brexit to EU time!

An open letter to the President of the European Commission:

Dear Mr. Juncker,

Could the EU consider continuing EU funding for research and development businesses in Scotland and Northern Ireland if the businesses of both pro EU countries voluntarily comply with all EU guidelines even after Brexit by e.g. not using unregulated GM crops etc plz?

Kind regards a concerned UK resident Irish European,
John/Josh O'Sullivan

Postponing Brexit to Irish time!

An open letter to the Taoiseach of Ireland:

Dear Mr Kenny,

How about ignoring Brexit as regards goods even after these well meaning fools have invoked Article 50 until such time as the UK of GB & NI business trading with ROI business is demonstrably flouting EU practices by e.g. using unregulated GM crops!

Kind regards from a concerned UK resident Irish European,
John/Josh O'Sullivan.

Nightmare Neighbours in our Kitchen

On the morning of the day before yesterday (Thursday 27th October 2016) I washed our communal kitchen tiled floor and noticed a few scuff marks but nothing beyond normal wear and tear, then I went to town to talk to uk.gov.housing about moving to a nicer area! Yesterday evening I short sightedly thought 'that got dirty surprisingly quickly' and started running a wash cloth around the kitchen floor again but stopped thinking 'OMG what CHAV has been using a hammer on this floor?'!

I counted 8 smashed up beige marble effect ceramic tiles ... 1 by the sink smashed completely and 7 between the sink and the back door cracked mainly down the middle!

I then had some fascinating conversations as follows:

I asked 'angry man': 'Have u any idea what happened here' to which he responded loudly 'r u accusing me', I said emphatically 'Neah m8 I am accusing no one yet, I am just gathering evidence', I then ran to my room and double locked it while he shouted 'shut it or I'll bang u out laar' which is local ghetto dialect for 'I have little to say on this issue so I shall just default to violence'! Hmm?

Once he had stopped rampaging I reappeared and asked 'Lost Ex Student' the same question and he nonchalantly said 'Nothing to do with me m8' and sauntered off very deliberately with a glazed expression of I ain't looking at that s##t! Hmm?

The other occupant is busy avoiding me whilst doing creative maths coz he owes me £10 and thinks I am awful for being broke as a clam on the days b4 Halloween payday Monday! He requested a further £5 loan to which I demonstrated empty pockets! He then shot me a look of total grumpy hatred and came back later with a crazy maths note saying that he is subtracting the unavailable loan extension from his outstanding loan and owes me £2.50 to be paid slowly! So £10 owed now - £5 expected now = £2.50 owed later! Ghetto maths and gratitude ... Hmm?

The sooner I get out of this angry manboon cage the better! Lovely house but shame about the angry occupants! Gr8 landlord as well who should really just kick all of us out but has more patience than deserved by us 3.5 lunatics!

Plz see attached 9 photos: 8 of individual smashed tiles and one of the scene of the crime!

P.s. I thank g(o)odness that the three angry lunatics r mostly illiterate and will probably not read this blog by oppressed lunatic until I am safely relocated! LOL but true!

P.p.s. Thankfully on this Saturday morning angry alpha monkey has just at last noisily left this manboon cage after shouting loudly at his partner and child then banging the front door so hard that I felt the vibration upstairs! Hmm?

Heres looking at me kid ... With 4 focused eyes! :)

Take a look at Josh O' Sullivan (@joshosullivan99): https://twitter.com/joshosullivan99?s=09

A selfie of me in my new uk.gov sponsored glasses at Vision Express ... Coz I am officially bonkers once every two years uk.gov and Vision Express combined very kindly pay for my eyetest and £59 of glasses! These ones are £79 so cost to me £20 which is cool budgeting magic coz they don't look cheap! Many thx to both Vision Express and uk.gov!

The annoying truth on twitter ...

... thankfully gets mostly ignored! LOL

War of the Words!

During my current desperate sciatica attack I am watching away too much BBC Parliament! I found Mr. Corbyn's live convention speech sincere and inspiring and Mrs. May's live convention speech was indeed an excellent example of perfectly presented public speaking by a well choreographed populist demagogue!

I believe that Jezza Wan Kenobi must now execute The Corbynite Manoeuvre (i.e. seize the centre vote and give its choice to everybody) coz otherwise Princess Mayhem and her far right chums will shut it down for sustainability and profitability reasons soon! :)

Attack of the Savage Brexiters!

To be a judge or juror I think u should have read at least one book in your lifetime without it being beaten into u by a teacher with a cane or a prison warden with a chain! Guilty until proven innocent doesn't really work for me in this rotten ghetto borough! Hehe! Also maybe practice voting without rabbits ears on your fluffy slippers! LOL COL

Once every three months approximately after 4/5 teenage skinhead beatings I turn into Mr. Hyde and get a beating from skinhead tattooed brexiting UK police officers! Dr. Jeckyl sez I am a masochist but I can no longer take the sciatica after creaking on your compulsory concrete bed so kindly find a younger model of 'The Birkenhead One' plz! :) LOL

The Mix!?

I prescribe a small mount of painkiller, a small amount of muscle relaxant and as much mood uninhibiter as allowed within your culture and maybe a beta blocker to help with the screaming in pain after midnight problem LOL

Who wants to be a Slumdog etc ... A b c D or all of the above hehe

National Treasures!

I watched 3 great movies on Film4 free movie channel last night and missed a great concert by Sir Elton John at Hyde Park coz just couldn't change channels from fantastic ancient movie2 (Heat 1995) then fell asleep watching new fantastic movie3 at about 4am! I just woke up late from a vivid dream where I was talking to Sir Cliff Richards saying I don't believe for one second that u r a paedophile and he said thx then asked me to download some music, I asked Sir Cliff if he listened to Sir Elton and he said not usually coz his music is gr8 but is too like mine! I then said u would probably prefer a little classical music I guess, he replied yes plz and I woke up thinking what a nice but ancient dream! LOL

Sustenance for an old lost geek ... one pint only of ruddy good English ale (aka bitter) at the last of the perfectly wonderful ye olde English pubs ... The Imperial, Birkenhead! Bloody marvellous! Hehe

Chillaxing briefly! :)

More cheese Vicar? :)

If Dr. Jekyll could have listened to some 'smart voice recorder.app' recordings of Mr. Hyde growling in agony on vodka then being slapped around by the local keystones and carted away in screaming agony I am sure he would have learned how to stay indoors and growl quietly when in agony on red wine and maybe a little extra mature cheese! :) LOL

Richard Bona! ... this dude is gr8!

https://play.google.com/store/music/artist?id=Ascwr4snp3drxbolqnitiij3qz4 ... Richard Bona ... WOW! Discovered this mega dude just now on radio BBC World Service 'Global Beats' and he is amazing!

This walking Messiah was one of my earliest memories RIP!

Take a look at @An_Phoblacht's Tweet: https://twitter.com/An_Phoblacht/status/762687610779234304?s=09 ... This mega dude taught me to always walk humbly in front of the centurions and don't throw rocks neither or u will be Gaza-ed!

Smite me now Bejasus!?

I have just been talking to my personal Jesus on my mindseye.InstantMessenger.not-app as follows:

Hi Biggest Bro ... I don't know whether u r still out there somewhere or not and my scientific mind sez u like all r eventually sadly dust soz! But meanwhile thanks for popping in 2000+ yrs ago and generally telling us how to live a good peaceful life however plz allow another 2000 years b4 we stop killing mostly Muslims sadly in your name! BTW am loving ur new Pope Francis PBUH who gives me hope even tho I am now ex Catholic Pluralist Buddhist however I will never ever forgive Pope Urban the Blessed Filth II for lighting a fire under the Jihadi dragon 1000 years ago which burns us to this day! Soz Prophet but if I had a time machine I would go back and gag that c**t just b4 his horrid sermon reinventing 'The Holy Land' as a weapon! Plz smite me now if u feel this is inappropriate but who needs frigging Jerusalem other than the people who live there!? Also BTW I think bad Christians tend to be bullshit monsters but bad Muslims r scarier coz they tend to be mayhem monsters! Any comment on the current very sad state of your home would be gratefully appreciated ... No need to respond in person  given the fact that u might sadly just be dead RIP and BFN old friend!

He wasn't online at the time coz I have been taking my anti-psychotics! :) LOL

My prescription on how to mix drugs safely!

Start with caffeine nicotine ethanol (beer) and finish with tetrahydrocannabinol and more ethanol (vodka) mostly! Occasionally after a random police beating add diazepam and pseudoephedrine hydrochloride and u will be able to take the pain on offer in this ghetto! :)

... And of course in October don't forget to harvest those shrooms! Hehe

Allahu Fukhbar!?

The closest translation to fake Islams undying scream of pain 'Allahu Uhkbar' which I can find in fake Christian culture is in Scouse slang here in Merseyhell UK: 'Ere laar, f**k u laar!' ... which in English means 'Approach me now, I need to apply my violence to your face etc'! We r all pathetic little wankers really! :) :(

Meanwhile no Illiterate has noticed that Gulf War 3 kicked off approximately a 1000 years ago when Pope Urban 'the Filth' II re-invented the holy f**king land just to save his dying frigging papacy by igniting a fire under every manic muppet loonie in 'Christendom' starting with Richie the Angry Heart! If God is out there I presume he still looks down with pity on the not so great grandchildren of Richie the Schizo and of Jihadi Salad-man still killing each other coz of supposedly 'Holy' bleeping books claiming the same sad sack bit of s**tty sand and now oil! LOL COL

How to train your CHAV:

Start by saying 'I understand that you have to have the last word and you are most welcome to it good sir! OVER AND OUT!'  ... and then go silent until aggression bleeds outta the c**ts ears! Hehe

Am I half virtual tourist and half intellectual terrorist? Maybe!

Most manic lone wolves kill but I don't and never will! Instead I kick the s**t outta my own plastic bin during a manic rage attack after a random police beating then calm down and replace the demolished cheapo bin on payday! Hehe

The last time I failed to get to my bin on time was coz I was watching BBC News from the middle East during Egyptian 'Arab spring' and the complete absence of Arabic translation whilst constructive Muslims raged at BBC and we listened to some creative guesswork by a very pretty BBC studio exec drove me so nuts that I put my head thru my own (thankfully cheapo) TV! LOL

I am quite good at reading angry Egyptian body language coz my girlfriend at the time was Islamic Anglo-Egytian and often angry at pure Guinness here! (BTW Sarah if u ever read this I hope u r enjoying London and soz about drunken payday! Hehe)

I could tell that the men and women speaking angrily to BBC were angry with us the viewers coz their body language said 'we r frightened by our background situation and angry with u ' not 'we r angry with the background situation which the BBC were selling without any interpreters! They were not the ISIS Islamist death cult ex Muslim meatheads with a Kalashnikov in one hand mouthing rhetoric like 'Allahu Uhkbar' just to freak us ex Christians out!

These people were angry and desperate and focused in their rage and saying something very important without a translator! I didn't want to listen to pretty woman's creative opinion of what might be happening ... I can ignore her down the pub later! I wanted to understand the victims but BBC don't translate victims accusing them of bias I guess!

The only thing that is going to get radicalized or buried in imperialist propaganda around here is my ruddy bin! :) LOL

Remember u r a Wombler quite righteously! Hehe

As a lad growing up on our family farm at the far end of the misty rainbow I was a South West of Ireland shit kicker and now as an old git I am a North West of England shit kicker! Then I picked up s**t with a shovel after one horse and many cows, pigs,  sheep, chickens, turkeys, cats and dogs! ... and they never complained or bleated! Now in Merseyhell I think I am turning into half Uncle Bulgaria of the Wombles and half West Cork s**t kicker ... However every CHAV (and passing HMCS PC) goes spaz when I tidy up their s**t after they have abandoned it in the middle of the pavement usually! Hmm?

Testing123 at The Anchorage via Google Streetview

Take a look at East Rock, West Cork on #StreetView - https://www.google.com/maps/@/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sfGzBJw7lHiDoJ2Va9F2BFA!2e0

Wtf ... Am I in his F-N army now? No thx ex m8!

Soz had fallen off Wi-Fi then but if I don't respond again plz SMS text me 'switch on internet mobile data on your phone for a costly minute plz coz need to fb.im u' then I can pay to text or run to Barclays Bank for free wifi if broke and outta phone credit between paydays ... cheers m8 and will explain where I can get free wifi almost everywhere recently next time we talk... Btw D used to get offered android tablets e.g. Samsung Galaxy Tab 4 cost 90 new but secondhand from very broke friends for approx £30 all the time ... the amount of free stuff it can do is amazing! Meanwhile am hiding from the neigbhouring one man army safely doublelocked in my cell with my cardboard 3d cinema and a smoke and a Russian coffee and his attempt at a cold war horror script! I got the landlord to put 2 unkickable latches on my door the last time the mutant kicked my room door in! Cool thx and bfn

The Cottage at the Western End of the Rainbow!

The Anchorage Rosscarbery Holiday Cottage https://goo.gl/maps/g5vrZSJW4a72

Not all CHAVs live in Nike in the UK!

This fact passed me by coz I left Ireland in 1989 and since then have only visited the tourist oriented parts! Meanwhile have been surviving in the fragmented kingdom of England-etc!

When I arrived in Sussex I was on my way up and headhunted by ITT! Many pub go-ers now looking at this lost in Merseyhell bum do not believe that I was a senior IT Consultant or 'IBM app developer and tester' in 21st century jargon and worked for several large USA corporations in UK ... so I don't tell them coz Scouse pub goers all used to be in charge of the known world so ... I giggle politely into my pint of ye olde English ale or Guinness and listen to their tall tales thinking my true stories r stranger than ur BS m8! Just needed to explain that I used to be a wine snob most days but now only qualify as a wine slob on my monthly UK.gov payday!

Meanwhile an apology to Liverpool chavs ... I thought that u lousy  lot were from Liverpool  coz u all dress as mad wankers in a Liverpool football red top, black Nike trackie bottoms and overpriced running shoes! However I just tried to watch a soap for the first time in decades and it was grim! I thought the 'grim little wankers' of 'Red Rock - Dublin' could not be as grim as the very grim angry little wankers of 'EastEnders - London' ... but boy was I wrong! I just changed channels to Gardeners World or anything just to get away from the seriously angry grim little wankers mostly wearing Nike! So my apology to Liverpool chavs is for my assessment that u lousy lot ain't going nowhere coz Liverpool chavery has conquered Ireland succeeding where even the Romans failed! LOL

(BTW I have since watched another episode of this Dublin Rock thing and it it appears to be an oxymoron coz it is s soap which also contains acting which used to be mutually exclusive hehe)

I now realise that Ireland and Dublin in particular has developed the same problems as the rest of Europe while I was away ... only not quite as bad! Many good amazing things have happened in Ireland while I was first working (15 years) then rotting (10 years) in the United Clowndom next door! ... but the new Nike only dress code is not one of them! Many grim little wankers in the north end of Dublin could pass as scousers from the north end of Liverpool or Birkohell coz they all hate each other and live in Nike on our TV any time I forget to turn the damn thing off! :) ... Am starting to feel like Oisin returning to Tir na Nog only to find Tir na Numpty! ... but at least 48% of them r not the walking dead i.e. savage brexiters! Lol

When the Gods fell! :(

Am watching the wonderful story of God narrated by the wonderful Morgan Freeman and loving it for the seventh heavenly time hehe

But meanwhile let's scientifically analyse this strange world killing in the name of religion i.e. ISIS and us! Life is sacred, afterlife is debatable so we kill! Is your God greater than mine, is my God greater than yours and does either care! ... I don't think so and the Buddha emphasises that no one should care about such trivia! Embrace life, love life and whichever God u choose but please please please stop killing is what my G(o)odness tells me and hopefully eventually thee!

I am an agnostic pluralist Buddhist scientist of Catholic origin! It might not sound like religion to you but it works for me! :) LOL

P.s. Rushing around saying we r the saintly people and killing everyone else is not a religion which any good God would recognize!

Little House on the Steepes anyone? :)

Looks like the intellectuals of Britain r narrowly being voted into brexit oblivion by their Chavs meanwhile I hear President Putin is considering giving away free land in Siberia which thanks to global warming should be ready for some wine growing soon so maybe us remaining intellectuals should run for the Siberian hills soon LOL

Fact and Friction at the last chance motel!

Robbie bullies everyone violently or noisily but never intellectually ... Bless Im LOL!, Richie bullies his debtors but only when they are very ill, Adam tries to bully anyone annoying him but thankfully fails horribly and Josh attempts to intellectually bully everyone by either giggling or boring them to death! I could be describing an episode of living with baboons by David Attenborough but unfortunately I am not! This is merely another episode of 'Velcomin du der Ghetto'!

Welcome to the last chance motel which will get a chapter all of its own in my tragicomedy book 'Living with the Ghetto monsters  - Joshua Rottenborough' re the survival techniques of the UK CHAV variant of homo sapiens!

Luckily the mutant family have just noisily left the building! Only alpha monkey can bang a front door that noisily 'accidentally'! :) :(

Meanwhile am thinking of building a Google Android app 'Live Streaming and Screaming CHAV' and the c**t is so dim e would probably sign up for it lol

Rachel-pi Wow!

http://rachel.worldposssible.org/

Homes I have lived in on the way up and on the way back down!

Will add photos later via PC coz bug in blogger Android app prevents post from publishing if I attach any photos from my nostalgic trip thru Google Street view! Hehe

Guilty until proven insane!

Until I found myself stranded in a police no go area near the local ghetto or 'sink estate' with my stalker attached to my neck and requiring assistance the police were always available but then ....

I cheekily informed them on my cellphone that I am actually being half strangled by a wooly teenage mutant metalhead mammoth and 'we will be with u within 2 hours' was not an appropriate response in this circumstance so then they came out and arrested me for inventing my stalker who was long gone coz he ran away when he heard them say 'we r coming to beat u sir clown' etc etc ha ha!

Who can find the long lost arm of the law? :) Lol

Not swearing drunkenly in the presence of a police officer! :)

Friggin ell m8 geroff me freaky neck will ya ... wot a load of fascist Bolsheviks u flying frigging Knuth's really really are etc etc is not swearing lol but they cannae tell! ... At least not in my accent at payday pub closing time anyway! :) LOL

I run this kinda nonsense past a football scrum of Merseyside Police Officers most monthly payday pub closing times! It doesn't get me very far but it cheers me up and it's great fun listening to what they say I said later in court! A little bit boilerplate but other than that an excellent work of fiction usually! LOL

From wine snob to wine slob! :)

Timber corks then screw tops then omg wot no red then back to supermall to omg no more timber corks anymore! Its been a long way down however it was quite a pleasant descent cushioned mostly by cab sauv! :) lol

Brutish justice always strikes twice off camera! :). :(

In my last 15 approx interactions with the Brutish legal system I have pleaded guilty 3 times and today was the third! Because I was guilty I thought that I did not need my rather excellent lawyer/solicitor to say 'it's a fair cop guvnor u got me bang to rights etc' but boy was I wrong!

Yes I was guilty of drunkenly running outside coz my drug dealer whom I sadly share a kitchen with was going nuts coz I had told him that I had spent my money on vodka (true) and had no more (untrue) just to get him outta his habit on my (every) payday! I ran angrily into traffic then when I realised that the freak with the knife had remained in the kitchen I calmed down and reverted from screaming to grumbling and muttering 'Jesus f-n Christ might forgive u but I never f-n will' etc et who cares cetera! I then wobbled very carefully back towards our front door but was unfortunately assisted by the local rugby amateurs b4 I got there!

I say amateurs coz tho Merseyslide beat bobbies r very professional at the off camera flying rugby tackle they sadly only speak 'footie'! Lol

So yes I was very drunk, no I should not have been outside and yes technically this made me guilty of their favourite offence D&D ... So yep guilty as charged and they have no need to lie (i.e. for once the case was not the usual complete fabrication in the interest of inverse class warfare) but I forgot just how perjurious the Crown Perjury System can be and ...

They lied almost completely! I say almost coz during their pathetic laughable perjury which would only be believed by people who do not know me I nodded once to the yes I was very drunk bit! Then the boilerplate lies started and I shook my head to confirm the negative of each lie ...

According to the CPS I am an illiterate profane violent abusive Irish gypsy aka a tinker! I say ... just coz the red haired tattooed officer (e.g. 2428) is descended from Tinker's kicked off my great grandfather's land 150 years ago and he now mostly only shovels the shit kicked off of my father's land 50 years ago is no good reason to be angry and unforgiving ... good slur!

Once the flow of nonsense began I started shaking my head and all the judges looked away simultaneously which was probably just as well or they might have called an ambulance thinking I was having some kinda shaking Parkinson's fit! :).  :(

Apparently and supposedly I did WTF WTF and more WTF ... Tbel

After listening to this utter utter drivel the magistrate said 'Your record doesn't read very well Mr OSullivan' to which I responded 'Agreed very sorry your honour ... but it works wonderfully as a work of fiction on my blog!'

... Lol/col

Attack of the Morons!

First they try to kill the hand that's feeding them but then they realise that they might be arrested if their moronic coppers ever find them after their exercise in little Math!

So then they try to eat the hand that's just stopped feeding them whilst wondering why the hand has abandoned them despairingly! But the moronic copters realize that this is 'merely a civil matter'!

Then they call all available officials and start talking politically correct Orwellian doublespeak whilst accusing the hand of deliberately starving them!

Obviously this has nothing to do with my life in the United Flingdom and is merely an exercise in farcical unbelievable shite! Col

Doktah Oot sez: Anyone for leeches today?

And unfortunately in this sadly un updated 21st century almost everyone responds yes please!

In the 15th century holistic medicine got labeled as witchcraft and Chinese/Indian mumbo jumbo and now we have dangerous surgeons everywhere specialising in chopping different bits of me off and I say no thanks!

As I lie here in bed in short term agony after I just woke up very early due to pain this lot happens:

1. My eyelids turn inside out then my jaw clicks agonisingly!

2. My jaw then clicks repeatedly in decreasing levels of agony!

3. Then my right shoulder clicks agonisingly!

4. My right shoulder then clicks repeatedly in decreasing levels of agony while I pull strange faces aka 'kundalini grimacing'!

5. Then both my hips click agonisingly!

6. I then can sorta sit up and do some hip waggling exercises!

7. Then Lazarus here can at last arise and get outta bed and go do a peculiar mix of googled yoga and tai chi and prescribed physiotherapy exercises!

8. Then after 2 hours of 'mumbo jumbo' I can limp patiently and despairingly towards the army of surgeons waiting to chop bits off of me ...

ENT Surgeon ... No thanks!
Maxillofacial Surgeon ... No thanks!
Orthopaedic Surgeon ... No thanks!
Etc etc et sadly compartmentalised cetra!

This phoenix will arise outta his own ashes provided this lot r kept away!

Meanwhile it's quite sad to c my physiotherapist who should know better shrug his shoulders patiently when I mention that I wish I had read the Bhagavad-Gita etc b4 I messed with my chakras instead of starting with Crowley+Leary+Wilson etc!

I say he should know better coz he is of Hindu origin and they understood this stuff 10,000 years ago!

Conclusion: Progress is not always forwards!

Racist twats r everywhere eh innit mr blighter!?

The many local fakers r very good at the 'I iz a victim I iz ... so lets ukipper this old git' rap:

I iz black (or any shade of brown) and playing the racist card I iz ... lol,
I is a girlie-grill I iz so I is playing the sexist card I iz ... lol,
I iz underage I iz so let's chase this old git around the road at pub closing time playing the paedo card ... col ...

... Et cetera et cetera et go get a life cetera!

P.s. Pun intended above based on Enid Blyton and 'Anyone for more toffee but surely Fweddie prefers fwudge ... what ho?'  'Pwopah' English as she used to be spoken etc etc he he!

Flim flamming a scamster! :)

When very very bored Skype scamsters r very very funny indeed ... So plz c the funniest one yet below and BTW 100% of this persions story is bull and about 50% of mine is utter horseshit just to confuse the usual Ghanaian: 


[06/05/2015 23:27:24] *** Gaddafi Ayesha would like to add you on Skype

I cannot talk to you on phone as conversations are being closely monitored by the NSA, ICC and the UN officials who are constantly keeping close at me Therefore if you are capable of running an establishment and can maintain the high level of Secrecy required in this project, kindly respond
to my personal I am writing this mail with tears and sorrow from my heart asking for your help at this time, I got your contact via internet searching for a trustworthy person who will understand my present conditions and come to my rescue here in Oman . I have passed through pains and sorrowful moment since the death of my father Muhammad Abu Minyar Gaddafi and brothers, all our Foreign and local accounts have been blocked by the western countries and we are not allowed to make transfer or receive money from any country or source.i know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you.  I am Dr.ms Ayesha Muammar Al-Gaddafi, former Goodwill Ambassador of the U.N. and the daughter of late Muammar Al-Gaddafi the late president of Libya. I am currently residing in Qurum Oman, unfortunately as a refugee. At the meantime, my family is at risk and pains. 95% of our investments and bank accounts in several countries are freeze.I have been commissioned to contact an interested foreign investor/partner who will be able to take absolute control of part of the vast cash available to private account for a possible investment in your country.If this transaction interests you, you don’t have to disclose it to anybody because of what is going with my entire family, if the western nation happens to know this account, they will Freezing it as they froze others so keep this transaction for yourself only until we finalize this transaction that will be when the fund is transferred into your account. I want to transfer this money into your account immediately for onward investment in your country.I received an urgent email from the bank abroad that both their government and new Libya government are tracing hidden deposit and assets deposited by my family, I don't want them to be aware of this particular fund (11.3million) I deposited abroad. If you can be of any assistant to me kindly get back to me so that i can furnish you with the deposit details for verification and confirmation. I am willing to reward you bountiful 25% of the total sum of US$11.3 Million ***
[16/05/2015 12:25:05] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: (bandit)
[11/06/2015 18:31:53] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: do u accept uk bank details? or ... et tu (bandit) ? :)
[11/06/2015 18:44:09] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: ... or just keep the money and build a luxury drone proof bunker maybe!? :)
[11/06/2015 18:46:35] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: p.s. i understand that sadly there is no government in Libya now ... just a gang of fundamentalists in baraclavas! :) :(
[11/06/2015 18:47:11] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: salaam alaikum and bfn
[11/06/2015 18:47:22] *** Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan has shared contact details with kizmusadrienn02. ***
[13/06/2015 17:15:26] Gaddafi Ayesha: Salam alaikum
[13/06/2015 17:17:40] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Alaikum salaam!
[13/06/2015 17:22:30] Gaddafi Ayesha: Sir i want you to help me retrieve my trunk boxes in a security company U.K been deposited by my late uncle.
[13/06/2015 17:23:50] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Soz i am disabled so of little use other than advice!
[13/06/2015 17:24:45] Gaddafi Ayesha: i don't seem to understand you
[13/06/2015 17:25:18] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: I have only a bicycle and a wheelchair!
[13/06/2015 17:26:42] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: The uk police broke my back so am taking them to the eu court of human rights b4 the fascists scrap the human rights act as planned asap!
[13/06/2015 17:27:28] Gaddafi Ayesha: Am so so sorry ok.
[13/06/2015 17:29:07] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: I luckily am not paralysed but can no longer walk! So can advise as used to be an information analyst for ibm itt amex etc etc ... they have savaged the wrong smartarse so read the uk.guardian paper for full expose soon! Meanwhile how can I advise u plz?
[13/06/2015 17:30:27] Gaddafi Ayesha: i don't know
[13/06/2015 17:30:38] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: I was in a protest about gaza when they did this ... shame be upon them!
[13/06/2015 17:31:24] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Logistics expertiese required?
[13/06/2015 17:32:08] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Weight and size of items to be relocated from where to where plz?
[13/06/2015 17:32:41] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Analyzing takes my mind of the pain thx
[13/06/2015 17:32:46] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Off
[13/06/2015 17:33:00] Gaddafi Ayesha: No sir all you have to do is to help contact the security company and you tell the security company that am the one that send you.
[13/06/2015 17:34:39] Gaddafi Ayesha:  for the sizes and the weight i don't know it was uncle that deposited the 2 trunk boxes before he was assinated, the fund was fund in one of my father old mansion in france, but my uncle deposited everything in my name
[13/06/2015 17:34:51] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: If u have the phone number why do u need me? If mobile phone networks have been savaged by islamic.state.wtf then use a satellite phone!
[13/06/2015 17:35:42] Gaddafi Ayesha: Sir i believed you receive the email i send to you here on skype?
[13/06/2015 17:35:50] Gaddafi Ayesha: and you read it.
[13/06/2015 17:36:20] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Ring and ask them for details! Helpdesk have to respond by uk law within 3 days!
[13/06/2015 17:36:23] Gaddafi Ayesha:  Am be capture as  a refugee in Oma Refugee camp
[13/06/2015 17:37:08] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Google their skypeid then!
[13/06/2015 17:38:22] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Then on receipt of the funds bribe your way outta detention! P.s. i am studying to become a buddhist monk so renounce worldly wealth thx
[13/06/2015 17:38:27] Gaddafi Ayesha: Sir there is no big deal here is just for you to sent the security company email concerning the 2 trunk boxes. you will tell them that am hidding that you wanna help to retrieve it.
[13/06/2015 17:38:49] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Try gmail!
[13/06/2015 17:39:13] Gaddafi Ayesha: what gmail am a refugee what are talking about.
[13/06/2015 17:39:15] Gaddafi Ayesha: ?
[13/06/2015 17:39:59] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: U r on skype on what device? A smartphone I guess!
[13/06/2015 17:40:05] Gaddafi Ayesha: All i need is your help to help me retrieve it to your doorstep
[13/06/2015 17:40:07] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Use that!
[13/06/2015 17:40:31] Gaddafi Ayesha: Am using an old dell desktop here.
[13/06/2015 17:40:38] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: I dont want it coz am a true believer in the buddha thx kindly
[13/06/2015 17:41:03] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Cool ... perfect for gmail in any old browser!
[13/06/2015 17:41:51] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: I am an ex geek becoming a monk and require only a prayer mat mostly these days soz
[13/06/2015 17:42:30] Gaddafi Ayesha:  Sir the truth is that the security company will charge for the boxes, am a refugee i have no fund that's why am looking for a trust worthy person who can assist me, and i also promise to give to the person 25% from it, if you read and understand the email i send to you here on skype you understand
[13/06/2015 17:43:02] Gaddafi Ayesha: that got nothing to do with what am asking you to do for me
[13/06/2015 17:43:31] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: I hate money soz, i now exist only on charitable donations soz
[13/06/2015 17:44:11] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Try the the red crescent charity praise be upon them
[13/06/2015 17:45:07] Gaddafi Ayesha: ok sir foget about it, i will look for someone to help and almighty Allah will help me,no condition is permanent,
[13/06/2015 17:45:47] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: If i fall from nirvana i will find u, all the best
[13/06/2015 17:46:37] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Allah=jehovah=brahmin praise be upon them all
[13/06/2015 17:46:39] Gaddafi Ayesha: goodbye
[13/06/2015 17:46:45] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: Bfn
[13/06/2015 17:47:23] Gaddafi Ayesha: don't write me again ok
[13/06/2015 17:49:20] Josh O'Sullivan O'Sullivan: I intended no offence but goodbye and good luck then
[13/06/2015 17:49:35] Gaddafi Ayesha: bye


... I was tempted to add  'Dont forget u called me so no I will not be text pestering u ROFLMAO!'! LOL

An Englishman's Cell is his Castle!?

I love the acoustics in old English cells but luckily so far have not had to spend more than one night in them ... hehe! But whilst temporarily detained in HM Compulsory B&B Custody Suite Facility i.e. the drunk tank ... a possible alternative accommodation idea occurred to me!
 

When guilty I hang my head in shame thinking lots but this time I was innocent so really enjoying singing loudly and at length an operatic adaptation and prison protest version of my favourite gospel song as follows: 'Oh scum all ye faithless may ye rot in Hell!' for about four hours when the following idea was inspired by those wonderful old acoustics!

'The Cells' ... Victorian prisons could easily be converted into motels with wonderfully private rooms i.e. soundproofed acoustic chambers for use for anything from silent meditation to primal screaming coz even tho u have WiFi and all minimalist mod con's u can still shut out the whole world when u want to and I would pay good money for that sometimes! I can hear the marketing already ... 'No one can hear u scream but now the lock is on the inside and the guest always keeps the key so no worries also u will be relieved to hear that a comfy bed is guaranteed and breakfast will be served b4 midday' ... He-He-Hehe, Mad cackle etc!

So if anyone is feeling brave enough to face 'Dragons Den' with this investment proposition they may consider using me as Exhibit A: 'The usual suspect and most likely paying customer'! ... but preferably not via fines! :) LOL

The Gradual Assassination of a Professional Nobody!

This story is a plot for a book or a movie about a professional nobody! Now he is indeed a nobody and before his 'mid life crisis' he was a professional something or other but now however is very much unremarkable! So this story is not so much about this truly unremarkable nobody as it is more about the remarkable amount of spare police time devoted to 'gradually assassinating' him psychologically!

This nobody has a peculiar memory which works by association then flashback then total recall about two months after the fictional crime for which he has been found guilty! This leads to many interactions which are far more farcical than fiction but the fact that he can replay what actually happened two months later on his own personal in-head '3d replay cinema' with photographic accuracy has unfortunately proven inadmissable in court ... so far!

Underemployed (F)artistry 1 666

Full size 4000*2000 pixel original bonkers art JPEG available at: http://e-learninghub.org/Fartistry/Could someone please find a Doctor.jpg

The above collage of (f)artistry aka 'Underemployed (F)Artistry 1' aka 'Could someone please find a Doctor?.jpeg' started as my first panoramic experimental photo of 'Birkenhead Town Hall and Hamilton Square Photosphere 360%' using my then new 8MPixel Google Nexus 4 at Xmas 2013 in full wow 'Google Camera Photosphere' mode! ...

... However it came out so wonderfully gothic that over Xmas  I added Gandalf's hat (via Google Images) to my shadow and then Stumbledore's magic began in the new year! ...
 
... In Jan 2014 I got mugged by the usual suspects so got busy indoors doodling for shoulder pain, using Gimp 2.8 on PC mostly, and produced this bonkers evolving (Xmas 2013 - Halloween 2015) psycho-doodle!

About once a month if I go out I get mugged by either the usual suspects or the local teenage mutant bandit turtles so since 2014 I have been staying indoors more and ...

... I have found that adding 1 scary doctor, 1 naughty nurse, 1 random alien and 1 riddle to this collage whilst having 1 glass of wine and mousing furiously in Gimp 2.8 has been very therapeutic for my shoulder pain and for my mood  hehe ... well at least a lot better than the traditional birko beating I get if I venture out for a beer in the ghetto after dark!  :) :( [?] hehe LOL mad cackle!

The cast of characters presently includes: 8 'Scary Doctors', 2 'Doctors Assistants', 50+ 'Daleks', 21 'Naughty Nurses',  2 'Droids', 2 'Prophets' , 2 'Superheros',  2 'Spaceships', 1 'Police Constable', 1 'Protestor' and the shadow of 'a deranged lunatic' etc etc! When I cant sleep I count that lot and zzzz! :) hehe

Enjoy and regards YXOS

p.s. I call it a 'Collage of (F)artistry' coz theres virtually nothing original in it ... Everything in it is either free or freely available on the internet So I want to gently circulate it at its full 4000x2000 resolution for free just to see if anybody can be bothered to zoom into my vaguely artistic but mostly engineering sense of humour! hehe

p.p.s. Yao Xiang meaning 'Enlightenment in the details' or 'Pedantic nitpicker' is my Buddhist name!

p.p.p.s. The 'F' in 'Collage of (F)art' stands for '(F)ree' implying a collage of (F)ree art assembled for farting about purposes mainly LOL!

p.p.p.p.s. If any old art shop should want to sell this 'Underemployed (F)artistry 1' aka 'Could someone please find a Doctor.jpeg' then plz do so and send all proceeds to the 'WTF happened to Ian Tomlinson 2009 Fund'! ... until such time as its bringing in 2 salaries at which time I would like half maybe? ... or Gizajob Plz? ... LOL

p.p.p.p.p.s Recently I decided to celebrate my 54th birthday safely indoors on my own other than Skype then the teenage neighbour did a 2 hour Jimi Hendrix guitar solo thru our terraced cottage wall to which I responded eventually with 5 mins of Nigel Kennedy doing Hungarian plate throwing music on Dolby surround at full volume at 5pm and an hour later the cops kicked my door in without a warrant and beat me unconscious while I was quietly asleep in my couch in front of RTTV on satellite tv! I think that they were more offended by my Russian anti fascist taste in tv than my European anti noise taste in music! ... but what really offended them was my statement thru my letter box 'no warrant no entry ... European law applies here whether u voted for it or not so no thx to your "assistance" and Good night officer'! He went away waited 10 mins for me to fall asleep came back broke in and beat me unconscious while asleep and deliberately smashed up my android tablet to destroy the evidence coz I had stupidly informed him he was being recorded for youtube. And even b4 I could crawl painfully outta my couch i have recived a registered letter eviction notice coz I musta started it ... He who lies first gets believed ... Welcome to 'Brutish Justice'! :(