Stumbledore: Accidental Exorcist and Hapless, Helpless, Hopeless almost Homeless Hero!? :) :( [?]
My new home: Keys picked up 26th Aug 2017, tenancy began 30th August and my furniture and I arrived 31st, last of books etc to arrive by taxi-van tomoz 9th September! Slightly slow packing and moving coz of rotting foot and chakra attack! But overall a pretty cool start to Autumn! Hehe
I have just had a good whinge to this rat on Facebook coz his ancient unsaleable phone can't accept MMS or long SMS's! Once he has smoked his fprtnightly cash he always sells his android phone to 'cashies' (A UK pawnbroker mostly trading used 'trending' electronic gadgets)! So at least the useless waster wont start midnight war by SMS tonight ... but tomoz is another day! Grrr but LOL!
Hi Snitchy Bitchy Ritchie,
One of the guys said that u said that in one of your 'interventions for the good of my mental health', aka 'trying to beat the shit outta me on my payday for not buying you any doom.cider', that I tried to gouge your eyes out u blatant payday scamster! I well remember saying to u as I got u out of my room doorway that if u ever dirty fight again (u were gouging my eyes) that I would stab u in one eye once only with a rollerball biro and since then u have resorted to bitch slapping me on my payday which is the extent of your clean fighting ability U DIRTY FIGHTING LYING RAT!
Goodbye and thx for the lessons in dirty ghetto survival tactics! For streetwise lessons I now have a few decent blokes to learn from and thankfully will not need to listen to your BS again! 'I AM NOT A GRASS BUT I WILL GET U LIFTED I PROMISE IF U GROAN IN PAIN AGAIN ONCE' ... Now that's what I call Snitchy Bitchy Ritchie (IL)Logic!
U sir r no sir at all coz u have no honour u knave and uber-greedy pauper! U r the most pathetic bully I have ever met coz u only bully pacifists and violence and dirty fighting is your first resort ... you have my limited sympathy for now and my unlimited pity forever!
Adieu et bon voyage mon petite merde!
My left foot, my right butt cheek and my right hand are infected with something bacterial or fungal but very nasty and flesh eating! My right hand is just lumpy and itchy so far and my arse is just too gross for a photo blog so the following is a one photo per day after bath grim but funny photo blog of my OMG so rotten foot starting Monday just gone when it started to heal slightly!
My arse started rotting painfully 6 months ago and is on its fifth course of Penicillin but still rotting ... Yikes! My foot started rotting rapidly 2 weeks ago and my hand started itching yesterday! Meanwhile I am having a bath every morning and a shower every night but my foot still smells slightly rotten every morning ... Yikes! My hands r washed everytime I dress my foot but this mutant bug just doesn't give the f##k up and cross infection in progress I guess!
The healing has begun with much help from 'Augmentin' (extra strong Amoxicillin) Penicillin, 'Zapain' (Extra strong codeine+paracetamol) painkillers, 'Lamisil Once' (Extra strong, extra expensive anti-fungal lotion), Boots-own-brand cracked heel balm, Scholl 'Athlete's Foot Powder', 'Eumovate' cream and many gauzes, dressings and bandages begged from every medical centre in town between paydays and bought from every pharmacy in town on payday!
The skin has fallen off all the toes and half the sole of my left foot while the foot has swollen to twice the size of the right one!
So temporarily while Penicillin is winning I am 'Bilbo Bagfoot' coz my foot is dripping contagious but now clear liquid into an asda cheapo plastic bag however if the fungi/bugs win and I shed my skin I may die slowly looking and screaming like Gollum!
BTW if you live in England 'next door to Malice' i.e. a Brexiteer and don't want your nasty neighbour to call the police coz u woke up screaming in pain then try screaming 'FOR F##KS SAKE CAN SOMEONE CALL A F##KING AMBULANCE COZ I AM DYING HERE AND CANNAE FIND MY F##KING PHONE' and it will grimly scuttle away spitefully and not call anyone! LOL but COL but it works for me!
The above link is to my YouTube video of my android.tv.box using the talk aloud function of Google Play Books and the following is the description I gave it on YouTube!
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