Tuesday, 20 December 2022

A guided tour of the Birthplace of our hero of the Republic of Ireland!

Staraí áitiúil, mo chol ceathrair Kevin, ag tabhairt turas treoraithe dom ar áit bhreithe Mhichíl Uí Choileáin PBUH i mo sráidbhaile dúchais Ros Cairbre Thiar, Corcaigh, Éire!  Théadh sé mo chroí geimhridh!  Go maire sibh GACH Poblacht!  & Bás Mall 2 GACH Impireachtaí?

An oil painting in the style of Leonardo DaVinci of General Michael Collins dressed in Irish Army uniform and holding an Irish green, white and orange flag fluttering in the wind; with an Irish wolfhound - made by #StarryAI, #ImagineAI & .OpenAI/#Dalle2 


Friday, 15 April 2022

20C SAP(Senior Analyst Programmer) reboots as a Android+iOS+Web Developer on a budget of ~$0!

 

 In 1999 I used 2 develop Full Stack "Client Server" Apps using Client: OS2: Visual Basic+WordBasic+ODBC+MicrofocusCobol(CICS-ECI-Client) & Server: MVS CICS-COBOL-DB2! I am gonna try 2 use "OpenSource?" apps & apis 2 get a FullStack App doing "ANYTHING USEFUL 4 FREE 4 CHARITIES" building:

MY 1st Client app using Android Studio &  VS Code + "Flutter Framework?" & ODBC on Chromebook & Ancient Win7 PC! + Maybe RStudio.Cloud?
 

My 1st Server App using ODBC+MYSQL-Community-Server+Python! + Maybe RStudio barely running on my Win7 retro tower!?

If this lot hangs together doing charity work 4 FREE on a budget of Expenses ONLY then I might invest ~£2K in a 16 Core AMD64 Win10 Laptop from pcspecialist.co.uk & relaunch this 20C "CICS+COBOL+DB2 Senior Programmer Analyst" as a "21C App Developer & Data Miner" just 2 reactive my BORED++ GEEKY Mind! LOL



Friday, 4 February 2022

Chakras Attack!

c10KBC Hindu Mystics understood my myriad of problems & pains as a Holistic ONE,
c1500AD Western Witchcraft was BURNED 4 the same,
NOW 21C Western Medicine understands a million different NOTHINGs about me!

Wednesday, 26 January 2022

Returning to @TikTok?




(Me, Myself & I? :) LOL)

In reality I have ~2.5 (0.5 Being Bipolar "NOT?" Me) personas:
1. 40% Calm Sane me,
2. 40% Grumpy++ Mostly Sane me
3 20% HOPPING MAD &/R in PAIN++ Me so triggering Bipolar "Insane?" me so just take chill pills & painkillers etc & ALL will be well in the morning USUALLY!

I had same as 2.5 accounts on twitter but have been suspended as Grumpy Me: @WhenStonedC Hurchill Esq! :) LOL" 4 breaching the 1st Rule of Wokery: Never drunkenly complain 2 a Buddhist King about Slavery R Ur tweetery will be beheaded immediately!

Grumpy++ Me has been suspended++ from Twitter, possibly permanently:
RIP @WhenstonedC @Twitter c2014-2022AD with 500+ Followers, Thx Y'All!

However am regenerating/reincarnating NOW as @WhenstonedC & Frenemies @GETTR with ~0 Followers! If I EVER get 1+ Likes I might stop growling about Kancel Kulture & Die Giggling++ on random social media platforms instead of Growling++ @Twitter! LOL

"Rumors of my Death R GREATLY++ Exaggerated!" - Mark Twain!


Monday, 24 January 2022

Western Fake++ Democracy!


I grew up in ROIreland with RCVvoting 4 30 years then worked & retired in England 4 30+ years under FPTP!

c1999AD I was a UK Times Reading "Y2K Consultant" @LibDem Voter living near Brighton 4 20 years until I retired, fell into the @NHSuk & whilst they were saving my mind etc, I moved 2 cheaper++ Merseyside read lotsa stuff about how most MPs R trying 2 sell the @NHSuk quietly whilst every UK Voter I know would lynch them if they ever succeed!

Thus I started investigating, & later @YouTube understanding, how #FPTP in #UK + @USA is #FakeDemocracy & #RCVoting, as deployed in Ireland & Germany, is #RealDemocracy!

Ranking 5 Voters is Easy++ & Democratic++:

1 Candidate Wins R
2 Candidates Majority Wins R
3 Candidates Majority is established between 1st & 2nd Candidates once minority 3rd Candidate's Votes have been redistributed!
4 Candidates juggle until 3 remain!
5 Candidates juggle until 4 remain!

This redistribution of minority votes 2 eventual (after upto 3 days juggling c1970s Eire LOL) Majority winners means that every minority allegiance affects the majority & thus is REAL DEMOCRACY!

RCVoting leaded to centrism as seen in 20C ROIreland, FPTP produces a Bipolar Punch & Judy show of Extremism, Warmongering & eventually Mass Insanity @Facebook & possibly WWIII as can NOW B seen in 21C #UK + @USA!

Wednesday, 12 January 2022

7 Years in a @Twitter Cell? LOL


2014-2022 Grumpy++ Content 2 B extracted from Twitter Account RIP ASAP! LOL

Thursday, 6 January 2022

A Morpheus Reincarnation? Enjoy Dreaming of Flying but ALWAYS take off from Ground Level ONLY!

Am watching "Matrix Ressurections" thinking:

Take your red-ish chill pill then wait 30mins & if U still think U can fly then try taking off from ground level ONLY coz:

c1999AD I did this & it saved my life!

Whilst thinking I was in a Dream++ I chased my "Baelzebub.0.1" around the top floor of a multi-storey carpark & almost offa the edge of the 5 storey building but...

I skid 2 a halt thinking "Hang on.... My feet never hurt++ in my 'I think I am flying with Demons' dreams & nightmares!"!

My feet were blistered++ & that's when I realised that THIS IS REALITY & I am BONKERS & just almost killed myself by mistaking my Dangerous Reality 4 a Scary Dream!

I had apparently spent 2 hours chasing my "Invisible Satan?" in circles in what I thought was a Dream!

This was when I realised that I was delusional so I checked in at our local @NHSuk PICU (Psychological Intensive Care Unit)! 

I was diagnosed by a GR8 Psychiatrist as "Bipolar with Psychotic Tendencies!" i.e. if I don't take my blue pills (Propranolol & Occasionally Olanzapine) I see invisible people, "spirits" etc, start hearing voices & I think that I can fly so:

In my Dreams when I think I can fly I ALWAYS take off from ground level just in case THIS IS NOT A DREAM & I ain't gonna bounce hilariously!

I can NOW have beautiful lucid dreams where I am walking thru a meadow but as I walk gravity decreases gradually so 1st I walk, then stride++, then bounce, then float then fly until I think "Bloody Hell this is a GR8 Dream!" then the illusion shatters & I wake up immediately giggling at a Bad++ Back/Psyatica PAIN usually! LOL