Stumbledore: Accidental Exorcist and Hapless, Helpless, Hopeless almost Homeless Hero!? :) :( [?]
I need my 'borrowed' battery charger back or my phone and I will fall off of the internet soon but meanwhile a better plan is to change my WiFi password until the freeloader returns my charger maybe coz if I can't see my WiFi on my phone then why should I sit here grumpily watching g the Freeloading Facebook zombie youtube on my WiFi ... New password to be revealed on return of my goods! LOL but grrrr-owl!
It was the day before my 56th Birthday and I decided to exit Kode-Land and fund a mini pub crawl with a few friends and freeloaders! The friends sadly went home early when beautifully English style embarrassed by recieving more than one beer when broke but the main BBFB1: 'British Brexiting Freeloading Bastard' happily stayed and invited 2 of his sad Teenage Mutant Numpty Frenemies: TMNF1+2 and the torture began!
First Judas1 started drunkenly shouting bingo during bingo during gatecrashed bingo then when I started growling too loudly 'Shut the fuck up' he told his Brexiting audience that the 'Drunken Irishman is trying to pick a fight' and they happily turned on me whilst I spluttered in vain about being a happy drunken pacifist Irishman whilst they chose to not understand a word so we both got barred from the local bingo club and now Judas1 blames me for starting it and all I accept is that I should never ever buy the angry freeloader free beer again! LOL
Then the 3 mental child monsters ( mental-age 10+ but actual age 30+,16+16+!) later started a children's bullying game of running around the road with the old man's hat i.e. my frigging hat while a passing police officer observed and pulled up in a passing van! They then ran away while a large police van pulled up! I walked home carefully minus my hat and now Judas1 is now trying to extort compo from me for his ripped hoodie which I released slightly too late as he ran away with my stolen hat into the middle of the road! ROFLMAO!!!
Relevant quotes when just the freeloader remained:
'For fucks sake Judas I am not Jesus so plz find somebody else to crucify on their Fucking payday!' LOL
'I had hoped to avoid the usual local pub freeloaders convention convened around the birthday boy with beer money but failed but at least I am not being mugged by strangers merely being scammed by frenemies!' LOL
I am 'Bipolar' addicted to peace and quiet however overreact badly to bullying with an excess of pity+contempt and eventually ranting!
Judas1 is 'ADHD' and addicted to conflict and noise e.g. 'i iz going 2 bang im out I iz' is a typical utterance followed sometimes by random violence and damage to property! However he can't take my pity whilst constantly trying to provoke me into rage and and I cant take his angst so let's pity each other from a great distance by maybe fucking off in opposite directions ASAP plz!
P.S. BTW 'Pup and Pupper' aka Adam.Vague and Charlie.Hazy are names withheld due to possible heat on these usual scamsters faking it as children victims! Both r 16+ so legally adults but sadly both with the maturity of an untrained Staffie pup thus aka'Pup and Pupper!' LOL but ...
P.P.S. Possibly 'Brat-Man and Super-Brat' should be their new nicknames coz 30 year old man turns mentally into a 10 year old child btsr when 16 year old Super-Brat also mentally 10 visits to play mental footie with my head! Super-Brat will always be Super-Brat but thankfully Brat-Man turns into a half decent bloke with a whack job sense of humour when Super-Brat eventually eventually exits and he Brst-Cave and returns to lala land! LOL
