OVOEnergy AD cures me of AdPhobia! LOL

Check out @OVOEnergy’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/OVOEnergy/status/970602365358362624?s=09

New App Concept: The Ambient CIA-ometer!

An lnternet-of-Things linked Android lava lamp indicating how red is the 'RED' under Ur F-N bed! LOL but sadly 21st century true!?

The Rise and Fall of an 'almost' Empire

The hidden cost of a Samsung Galaxy S9: A projection!

Just a mathematical guesstimate: £70 per month for 24 motrhs = (Jesus Christ crept off the cross for less and was charged less for his crown of thorns) sounds like a Korean con job to me = £1680 - 2 years of average and fair usage of approx £10 pcm (surveyed over 2 decades of  poor person PAYG phones) = £1680  - 240 = £1480 so ..

I invested in a made well at approx slightly less specs phone from China ... 'Xiaomi Redmi Note' at approx £140 and deduce:

The average Samsung Galaxy Sculpted yuppie-muppet wankjob user is paying £1680-240-140=£1300 for his/her officially 'FREE' phone! Let's say you have a yuppie budget then I recommend the 'Xiaomi Mix 6gig+256gig' from www.gearbest.com at approx £330 coz £1680-240-330=£1110 and £1.1K savings over 2 years is well worth saving I think!

Should Samsung maybe next adopt Dick Turpin's mask as their hidden logo!? :) LOL