7pm Sunday:
I don't know yet ... I am CSI'ing the scene of the crime having just returned from overnight at cops after neighbours tried to kidnap and mug me! DOH?
Now 2am Monday:
It sounds grim but it's much more peaceful than old address 'living next door to malice'! LOL but true!
Shown above is my kitchen window with brick inside from upstairs skinhead neighbours trying to steal my cannabis!
I also added 'Now that was really stupid so I am very sorry for having wasted police time by actually being a criminal at last!' LOL
Tomoz I will ring the police and report Danny@12Walsingham for bricking my window to steal my cannabis! Coz the police got my cannabis, I can now report the criminal trying to steal it coz I am already being fined for having it so I might as well take him down with me for starting the mayhem yesterday! LOL
Am pleased they got no cannabis but the police got it instead so I will have to go to court for possession of a little cannabis on 11/July/2018 so ...
(Friend replied: You always seem to get it don't ya?! 😡)
My response:
Studying #Brexit voters on @youtube is helping me understand why these angry young monsters hate me!
Am pleased they got no cannabis but the police got it instead so I will have to go to court for possession of a little cannabis on 11/July/2018 so ...
Tomoz I will ring the police and report Danny@12Walsingham for bricking my window to steal my cannabis! Coz the police got my cannabis, I can now report the criminal trying to steal it coz I am already being fined for having it so I might as well take him down with me for starting the mayhem yesterday!
He is not the smartest of criminals and probably doesn't read much other then price tags LOL
He tried to kidnap under a CCTV in the shell garage next door while doing a hugger-mugger (Adam savage style hug and pickpocket) quick frisk of me to get my payday cannabis but the cannabis was on my table at home where the police found it once his dumbfuck girlfriend called the cops to arrest me for telling her to fuck off! The police hauled me away for 'causing a disturbance' (charge dropped) and 'possesion of a little cannabis' (guilty as charged)! LOL
So after much effort and violence in my doorway and in the garage next door he got nothing then got angry and bricked my window after girlfriend got me hauled away with my £30 of cannabis which they desperately wanted to steal!
I had put it in my pocket while tidying up just before the disturbance kicked off so when the police frisked me in my doorway and found my 'medication' ... I said 'Yes Officer, I shoulda frisked me before I answered the door as I usually do but ... It's a fair copy guvnor and I will come quietly!' ... A line used by cockney criminals in Sherlock holmes books LOL
Monday:1:40am:
I just woke to a sound coming from my kitchen window so I got up quietly and quickly and stood about holding my '999' phone ... Ancient phone value £5 which even muggers leave when they run away with my £99 phone Hehe
I thought did someone just move something in my window coz I woke to the sound of crunching 'alrready broken' glass then ...
Just now (10 mins ago approx) as I was just going back to bed thinking 'what was that' a hammer and chisel I heard chipping at my mortice lock! I immediately turned all lights on, and stood inside my door and window visible-ish and asked 'Why r u trying to break into my flat' (#UK-speak for apartment) ... Danny, Gemma and Adam from 12,13+14Walsingham were recognizably muttering quietly out there then well meaning criminal Adam said 'sorry we thought you were locked out so we 'were just going to secure your window' ... then Danny flipped my letter box and eyeballed me holding my phone pointed at a bluffing valiantly with a camera angle at his face! This slowed down entry rapidly! LOL but true!
Danny then started r u alright and we can take a look now?' I responded 'nah mate, I just took my painkillers and collapsed when I got in so gnite or thx or whatever' ... Thankfully they then stopped assisting thinking I was calling '999' with a mugshot of the 'assisting' perpetrator on my smartphone but all I had was bluff on my dumbphone so thank G(o)odness criminals still believe a little BS in a Wannabees emergency and B4 unlocking my door in the morning I will dial '101' the #UK non emergency line and if they just give me 'press 1 for reassuring but useless sounds' I will then ring '999' emergency B4 facing the real, as in dangerous coz I am just an annoying timewasting apprehensive rather then scared slight loonie, lunatics right now hehe, lunatics & criminals of my block ghetto block! Um?
It is now 2pm as I end 'blogging' and the 'helpful neighbours' began assisting, i.e. breaking and entering at 1:30am Monday 25th June 2018!
We had talked in a trying to sound friendly and not angry tone thru the letterbox b4 my 3 'assistants' scarper coz earlier at approx 7pm.after returning from she )Gemma/ getting me arrested for shouting gently up to her 2nd floor window 'can u forgive Jesus for forgiving you u ... u hate-eater' from the corner of the block where at 8:50am a skinhead chav #Brexiter was chucking slabs into a skip bin as noisily as possible and I was explaining 'noise abatement law's B4 9am!
So 9am yesterday she started then kicked off a little later but then when I snuck in very quietly just B4 7pm earlier B4 I took.my painkillers and fell on my face on my orthopaedic mattress (btw I love my comfy £499 millennium mattress hehe) I heard shouted convo in bricked window re window ... Adam to Danny: 'For fucks sake that was u U F-N fool!', Danny to Adam: 'So what coz I have no problem bashing his head in later if he gets home today!' which is why I focused on the great ghetto rap motto 'Never unlock the door after midnight'! My sorta ghetto version of stolen apocalypse now line ... Never get out of the boat! LOL
Taking 2 painkillers now and going very wearily and slightly bemusely, by the man-boons on my block, back to much desired sleep Hehe
It's good to alive isn't it especially when there's a queue of undead circling you? Hehe
