#NOT the half #Martian #FakeNews ...

... an exercise in total BS and subtle mind control coming atch-yall live right here RIGHT NOW! WOW? Um!

Irrefutable evidence has been discovered by a Salisbury Pharmacy that both Stonehenge and #Mars contain trace elements of rarely used as a weapon anymore but still deadly in large doses, SiO2 once formed into deadly quartz projectiles called 'Martian Quartz Russian Puppet Rock's'! Um indeed!!!

The Prophet @jk_rowling PBUH might soon conclude that an eternal outbreak of Martian Russian VERY Dark Magic aka 'MRVDM-UM1-Fishy-Ology' could soon threaten random national security regimes, wherever we have a humanitarian interest in extracting oil, & maybe even 3+ citizens in white helmets, WORLDWIDE!? Apocalypse is NOW!? Um!

Many sufferers of MRVDM-ology r either valiantly or violently casting huge mqrpr's in scarily '#Martians controlled by #Russians' quantities towards their neighbours! Just watch all your empty spaces for often very large randomly passing or being lobbed thru MQRPR's

We will fight truth in the Bi*ches on the the Beaches in the morning! Mmm-aybe!? HeHe!

A rumour just in live from our main #MarsAttacked channel aka Foxy-Snooze1 (ka-ching!?) confirms our irrefutable theory that a silicon impregnated MQRPR in the shape of a deadly #Putin has been spotted in a bedpan shaped orbit somewhere near #MARZ! The #Martians are even more scared S**TLESS & out of their mostly large silicon houses, & out of their mostly small carbon minds than we all are right now at this frivolously terrifying moment in #FakeHistory! Some have even started wearing white helmets so as to not be stoned or remotely drones by allegedly Russian trained Martians lobbing huge MQRPR's! Um?

Wheres my #Monster?

My monster is thankfully no longer 'Behind me' Tra la la panto twanky crap etc!
... Soz I grew up slowly! LOL but true!

Our monsters are no longer random cartoon cutout 'Evil Russki' Bond villians coz we have worked out that Bond works for super villians (Ours!) and the Russians have fields of barley and  potatoes to watch growing slowly & peacefully! .. for now!?
... Soz we of the western world r currently experiencing 'societal' growing pains and random rage attacks and let's start WWIII impulses towards everyone! Um?

A great evil child in a great big white house has been given a great big red button which can destroy the whole world in less than 7 days to play with however we suspect/hope his ex military carer remembered to disconnect it first so world wide total fryup any month now! Btw this is not a fairytale ... It will sadly be an all too real FUBAR nightmare on EVERY street RSN!

My #Monster is an Orange Gorilla on my TV+youtube screen being grumpy about 'Make everybody #Gaga Again!' so I am just going to watch 'Rampage' movie again coz it is far more civilized than reality b4 its superb ending! We need #TheRock as President ASAP coz everyone else on my screen is an angry mutated monkey! Um?

Sonic attack at dawn by Mutants from my Block

Gemma@no13 with vodka + cocaine (definitely dust, probably rocks) and she 'defo loves gaba+donk' at max volume during antisocial hours ... She is criminally insane but not a police matter just yet today coz morons only come out to arrest idiots like me not other morons like her!