I love the acoustics in old English cells but luckily so far have not had to spend more than one night in them ... hehe! But whilst temporarily detained in HM Compulsory B&B Custody Suite Facility i.e. the drunk tank ... a possible alternative accommodation idea occurred to me!
When guilty I hang my head in shame thinking lots but this time I was innocent so really enjoying singing loudly and at length an operatic adaptation and prison protest version of my favourite gospel song as follows: 'Oh scum all ye faithless may ye rot in Hell!' for about four hours when the following idea was inspired by those wonderful old acoustics!
'The Cells' ... Victorian prisons could easily be converted into motels with wonderfully private rooms i.e. soundproofed acoustic chambers for use for anything from silent meditation to primal screaming coz even tho u have WiFi and all minimalist mod con's u can still shut out the whole world when u want to and I would pay good money for that sometimes! I can hear the marketing already ... 'No one can hear u scream but now the lock is on the inside and the guest always keeps the key so no worries also u will be relieved to hear that a comfy bed is guaranteed and breakfast will be served b4 midday' ... He-He-Hehe, Mad cackle etc!
So if anyone is feeling brave enough to face 'Dragons Den' with this investment proposition they may consider using me as Exhibit A: 'The usual suspect and most likely paying customer'! ... but preferably not via fines! :) LOL
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