And unfortunately in this sadly un updated 21st century almost everyone responds yes please!
In the 15th century holistic medicine got labeled as witchcraft and Chinese/Indian mumbo jumbo and now we have dangerous surgeons everywhere specialising in chopping different bits of me off and I say no thanks!
As I lie here in bed in short term agony after I just woke up very early due to pain this lot happens:
1. My eyelids turn inside out then my jaw clicks agonisingly!
2. My jaw then clicks repeatedly in decreasing levels of agony!
3. Then my right shoulder clicks agonisingly!
4. My right shoulder then clicks repeatedly in decreasing levels of agony while I pull strange faces aka 'kundalini grimacing'!
5. Then both my hips click agonisingly!
6. I then can sorta sit up and do some hip waggling exercises!
7. Then Lazarus here can at last arise and get outta bed and go do a peculiar mix of googled yoga and tai chi and prescribed physiotherapy exercises!
8. Then after 2 hours of 'mumbo jumbo' I can limp patiently and despairingly towards the army of surgeons waiting to chop bits off of me ...
ENT Surgeon ... No thanks!
Maxillofacial Surgeon ... No thanks!
Orthopaedic Surgeon ... No thanks!
Etc etc et sadly compartmentalised cetra!
This phoenix will arise outta his own ashes provided this lot r kept away!
Meanwhile it's quite sad to c my physiotherapist who should know better shrug his shoulders patiently when I mention that I wish I had read the Bhagavad-Gita etc b4 I messed with my chakras instead of starting with Crowley+Leary+Wilson etc!
I say he should know better coz he is of Hindu origin and they understood this stuff 10,000 years ago!
Conclusion: Progress is not always forwards!
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