This fact passed me by coz I left Ireland in 1989 and since then have only visited the tourist oriented parts! Meanwhile have been surviving in the fragmented kingdom of England-etc!
When I arrived in Sussex I was on my way up and headhunted by ITT! Many pub go-ers now looking at this lost in Merseyhell bum do not believe that I was a senior IT Consultant or 'IBM app developer and tester' in 21st century jargon and worked for several large USA corporations in UK ... so I don't tell them coz Scouse pub goers all used to be in charge of the known world so ... I giggle politely into my pint of ye olde English ale or Guinness and listen to their tall tales thinking my true stories r stranger than ur BS m8! Just needed to explain that I used to be a wine snob most days but now only qualify as a wine slob on my monthly UK.gov payday!
Meanwhile an apology to Liverpool chavs ... I thought that u lousy lot were from Liverpool coz u all dress as mad wankers in a Liverpool football red top, black Nike trackie bottoms and overpriced running shoes! However I just tried to watch a soap for the first time in decades and it was grim! I thought the 'grim little wankers' of 'Red Rock - Dublin' could not be as grim as the very grim angry little wankers of 'EastEnders - London' ... but boy was I wrong! I just changed channels to Gardeners World or anything just to get away from the seriously angry grim little wankers mostly wearing Nike! So my apology to Liverpool chavs is for my assessment that u lousy lot ain't going nowhere coz Liverpool chavery has conquered Ireland succeeding where even the Romans failed! LOL
(BTW I have since watched another episode of this Dublin Rock thing and it it appears to be an oxymoron coz it is s soap which also contains acting which used to be mutually exclusive hehe)
I now realise that Ireland and Dublin in particular has developed the same problems as the rest of Europe while I was away ... only not quite as bad! Many good amazing things have happened in Ireland while I was first working (15 years) then rotting (10 years) in the United Clowndom next door! ... but the new Nike only dress code is not one of them! Many grim little wankers in the north end of Dublin could pass as scousers from the north end of Liverpool or Birkohell coz they all hate each other and live in Nike on our TV any time I forget to turn the damn thing off! :) ... Am starting to feel like Oisin returning to Tir na Nog only to find Tir na Numpty! ... but at least 48% of them r not the walking dead i.e. savage brexiters! Lol
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