On the morning of the day before yesterday (Thursday 27th October 2016) I washed our communal kitchen tiled floor and noticed a few scuff marks but nothing beyond normal wear and tear, then I went to town to talk to uk.gov.housing about moving to a nicer area! Yesterday evening I short sightedly thought 'that got dirty surprisingly quickly' and started running a wash cloth around the kitchen floor again but stopped thinking 'OMG what CHAV has been using a hammer on this floor?'!
I counted 8 smashed up beige marble effect ceramic tiles ... 1 by the sink smashed completely and 7 between the sink and the back door cracked mainly down the middle!
I then had some fascinating conversations as follows:
I asked 'angry man': 'Have u any idea what happened here' to which he responded loudly 'r u accusing me', I said emphatically 'Neah m8 I am accusing no one yet, I am just gathering evidence', I then ran to my room and double locked it while he shouted 'shut it or I'll bang u out laar' which is local ghetto dialect for 'I have little to say on this issue so I shall just default to violence'! Hmm?
Once he had stopped rampaging I reappeared and asked 'Lost Ex Student' the same question and he nonchalantly said 'Nothing to do with me m8' and sauntered off very deliberately with a glazed expression of I ain't looking at that s##t! Hmm?
The other occupant is busy avoiding me whilst doing creative maths coz he owes me £10 and thinks I am awful for being broke as a clam on the days b4 Halloween payday Monday! He requested a further £5 loan to which I demonstrated empty pockets! He then shot me a look of total grumpy hatred and came back later with a crazy maths note saying that he is subtracting the unavailable loan extension from his outstanding loan and owes me £2.50 to be paid slowly! So £10 owed now - £5 expected now = £2.50 owed later! Ghetto maths and gratitude ... Hmm?
The sooner I get out of this angry manboon cage the better! Lovely house but shame about the angry occupants! Gr8 landlord as well who should really just kick all of us out but has more patience than deserved by us 3.5 lunatics!
Plz see attached 9 photos: 8 of individual smashed tiles and one of the scene of the crime!
P.s. I thank g(o)odness that the three angry lunatics r mostly illiterate and will probably not read this blog by oppressed lunatic until I am safely relocated! LOL but true!
P.p.s. Thankfully on this Saturday morning angry alpha monkey has just at last noisily left this manboon cage after shouting loudly at his partner and child then banging the front door so hard that I felt the vibration upstairs! Hmm?
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