My left foot, my right butt cheek and my right hand are infected with something bacterial or fungal but very nasty and flesh eating! My right hand is just lumpy and itchy so far and my arse is just too gross for a photo blog so the following is a one photo per day after bath grim but funny photo blog of my OMG so rotten foot starting Monday just gone when it started to heal slightly!
My arse started rotting painfully 6 months ago and is on its fifth course of Penicillin but still rotting ... Yikes! My foot started rotting rapidly 2 weeks ago and my hand started itching yesterday! Meanwhile I am having a bath every morning and a shower every night but my foot still smells slightly rotten every morning ... Yikes! My hands r washed everytime I dress my foot but this mutant bug just doesn't give the f##k up and cross infection in progress I guess!
The healing has begun with much help from 'Augmentin' (extra strong Amoxicillin) Penicillin, 'Zapain' (Extra strong codeine+paracetamol) painkillers, 'Lamisil Once' (Extra strong, extra expensive anti-fungal lotion), Boots-own-brand cracked heel balm, Scholl 'Athlete's Foot Powder', 'Eumovate' cream and many gauzes, dressings and bandages begged from every medical centre in town between paydays and bought from every pharmacy in town on payday!
The skin has fallen off all the toes and half the sole of my left foot while the foot has swollen to twice the size of the right one!
So temporarily while Penicillin is winning I am 'Bilbo Bagfoot' coz my foot is dripping contagious but now clear liquid into an asda cheapo plastic bag however if the fungi/bugs win and I shed my skin I may die slowly looking and screaming like Gollum!
BTW if you live in England 'next door to Malice' i.e. a Brexiteer and don't want your nasty neighbour to call the police coz u woke up screaming in pain then try screaming 'FOR F##KS SAKE CAN SOMEONE CALL A F##KING AMBULANCE COZ I AM DYING HERE AND CANNAE FIND MY F##KING PHONE' and it will grimly scuttle away spitefully and not call anyone! LOL but COL but it works for me!
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