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In the style of JK Rowling's book 'Harry Potter & Philosopher's Stone' write a parody short story titled "Hazza Pothead & the Stoned Philosopher" about a teenager called Hazza helping a Wizard called Stumbledore to grow hydroponic marijuana in his attick
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Hazza Pothead was a typical teenager, with unruly hair and a penchant for mischief. But little did he know that his life was about to take a magical turn.
One day, Hazza was walking home from school when he stumbled upon a strange old man named Stumbledore. Stumbledore was a wizard, and he had a secret to share with Hazza.
"Come with me, Hazza," Stumbledore said, his eyes twinkling. "I have something to show you."
Hazza followed Stumbledore to his attic, where he was shocked to discover a hydroponic marijuana garden.
"I've been growing this magic herb for years," Stumbledore said with a grin. "But I need your help, Hazza. I'm getting too old to tend to it myself."
Hazza was hesitant at first, but Stumbledore promised him that the magical properties of the marijuana would bring him great joy and enlightenment.
And so, Hazza spent his days helping Stumbledore tend to the plants, learning the secrets of growing the most potent marijuana in all the land.
But as they worked, they began to realize that there was a dark force at work. A group of anti-marijuana zealots known as the Ministry of Narcotics was determined to destroy their precious garden.
Hazza and Stumbledore knew that they had to act fast. They brewed a potion of invisibility and snuck into the Ministry's headquarters, where they destroyed all of their confiscated marijuana and replaced it with Stumbledore's own magic herb.
In the end, Hazza and Stumbledore triumphed over the Ministry and were able to continue growing their magical marijuana in peace.
And Hazza knew that he had found his true calling, as a master grower of the finest hydroponic marijuana in all the wizarding world.
Google Bard says:
In the style of JK Rowling's book 'Harry Potter & Philosopher's Stone' write a parody short story titled "Hairy Potter & the Stoned Philosopher" about a teenager called Hazza helping a Wizard called Stumbledore to grow hydroponic marijuana in his attick:
Hairy Potter & the Stoned Philosopher
Chapter 1
Hairy Potter was an ordinary boy. He lived with his horrible aunt, uncle, and cousin in Surrey. On his eleventh birthday, he learned from a mysterious stranger, Rubeus Hagrid, that he was actually a wizard. Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley to buy school supplies, then took him to King's Cross Station to board a train to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
On the train, Harry met Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. They became best friends, and together they faced many challenges at Hogwarts. They battled the evil wizard Voldemort, learned about magic, and made lifelong friends.
One day, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking through the Forbidden Forest when they came across a strange sight. There was a large tent in the middle of the forest, and it was surrounded by a tall fence. The fence was made of magical plants, and it was impossible to see through.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were curious about the tent, so they decided to investigate. They climbed over the fence and snuck into the tent. Inside, they found a wizard named Stumbledore. Stumbledore was a strange wizard. He was tall and thin, with long white hair and a long white beard. He was also very stoned.
Stumbledore told Harry, Ron, and Hermione that he was growing hydroponic marijuana in his tent. He said that he was using the marijuana to make a potion that would make him immortal. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were shocked. They had never heard of a wizard using marijuana before.
Stumbledore told Harry, Ron, and Hermione that he needed their help to grow the marijuana. He said that they needed to water the plants, feed them, and protect them from pests. Harry, Ron, and Hermione agreed to help Stumbledore.
For the next few weeks, Harry, Ron, and Hermione visited Stumbledore's tent every day to help him grow the marijuana. They watered the plants, fed them, and protected them from pests. Stumbledore was very grateful for their help.
One day, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were visiting Stumbledore's tent when they heard a loud noise. They ran outside and saw that a group of wizards had surrounded the tent. The wizards were from the Ministry of Magic, and they had come to arrest Stumbledore.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione tried to stop the wizards, but they were outnumbered. The wizards arrested Stumbledore and took him away. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were devastated. They had failed to save Stumbledore.
Chapter 2
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were determined to find a way to save Stumbledore. They knew that he was innocent, and they didn't want him to go to prison. They spent the next few weeks trying to find a way to break him out of jail.
One day, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking through Diagon Alley when they saw a strange shop. The shop was called "The Stoned Philosopher," and it was filled with all sorts of strange and magical items.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione went into the shop and met the owner, a wizard named Albus Dumbledore. Dumbledore was a very wise wizard, and he knew a lot about magic. He told Harry, Ron, and Hermione that he could help them break Stumbledore out of jail.
Dumbledore gave Harry, Ron, and Hermione a magical wand. He told them that they would need the wand to break Stumbledore out of jail. Harry, Ron, and Hermione thanked Dumbledore and left the shop.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione went to Stumbledore's jail cell and used the wand to break him out. They then took him to Dumbledore's shop. Dumbledore told Stumbledore that he was innocent, and that the Ministry of Magic had made a mistake. Stumbledore was grateful to Dumbledore for helping him.
Dumbledore told Harry, Ron, and Hermione that they were very brave. He said that they had done a great service to the wizarding world. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were happy to have helped Stumbledore. They knew that they had made a difference.
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