An Escape 2 HP + Ashkeban! :) LOL

I returned from my local 7/11 yesterday then got VERY++ stressed when I couldn't find my phone! I am Bipolar Manic+- and get VERY++ forgetful when stressed so I forgot my own phone number and got MORE stressed! I then got a friend 2 ring 'my phone number?" & we got thru 2 a young lady who (as it proved later quite correctly) said "Fwuck off Dickhead, this is my phone and NO I have NOT stolen it!"!

Then my neighbour came home from work, heard me SCREAMING++ & rang my phone number from his contacts and got thru 2 my phone @MerseyPolice who asked "Why is Ur phone in our station?" & we still don't know!

However I believe that the person I had encountered earlier whilst discussing my drug consumption tho NOT a criminal is a Prankster & a BULLY++ so they misappropriated my phone & dropped it on their Sargent's counter 2 try 2 get me into trouble & 2 freak me out! I of course can prove none of this so I conclude:

1. I owe the young Lady an apology and will tell friend 2 blame me if her big brother offers 2 break our FN necks!

2. Thx 2 Neighbour++ who calmed everything down whilst the Police (Thx++ 2 2 Lady Constables) returned my phone looking understandably puzzled!

3. Never smile &/R glare at Bullies R they will find a way 2 follow U around and mess U up!

4. I will now rewatch "HP+Ashkeban!" @NetflixUK coz I got mugged during my bathroom break and have NOW forgotten the ending! LOL + COL