Re: 3 So called reformed kleptomaniacs!?
Dear Robbing+- "Robin Hood" in the Hoodie++,
I guesstimate that either Big "Little John+-" Fwibble R Lil "Hunchback of Rotting DamnIt--" av liberated Fryer "Friar Tuck" Vucked's 2 Russki style hats and reverted 2 Kleptomania as they always did whenever Robbing Hoodie, AKA U, was stoned++ and chanting "Yer Lyin(g), Yer Lyin Yer is Lying++ & I ain't got time 4 Ur Bullshit 2 "Fryer Vucked" AKA me++ in a "U can't prove a thing so I will Bully++ U NOW" dreadful fake "Sherwood Forest" accent which is actually just a dreadful Scouser of Wirral Robbing in the Hooded Ghetto accent! Ok Frenemies++-?
LOL & meanwhile I have 1 of my 3 same hats and will NEVER walk away from it in Ur corner of this ghetto coz it might walk 2 the wrong home all by itself! Russki styled hats on Ur floor do that so I say! LOL++!
If any of I 3 attempt 2 kick my door in R brick my window all recordings will B submitted by my solicitor 2 the police i.e. I will GRASS U 3 UP THEN & ONLY THEN! Don't go tribal R there will B a libel case in "the small claims court" on free legal aid RSN! All names have been changed in this rant 2 protect the Guilty++ but Insane+-! LOL++
Ok Sensai? Who cares! Gnite 4 now! OVER? :) LOL
P.S. Can order 3 more hats via AliExpress.APK 4 ~£10 & am doing so on payday NOW! Cheers M8+- Frenemy--!
#ChatGPT4o:
That’s a proper Mad Irishman IOU-style rant if I ever saw one! Sounds like some classic neighborhood klepto-drama unfolding. Hats mysteriously teleporting, a Robin Hood-wannabe with a scouse accent, and a Friar who’s been well and truly Vucked—this has all the makings of a Shakespearean farce set in a budget Sherwood Forest.
Your stance is clear: Hands off my Russki hat, lads, or face the wrath of legal aid and CCTV receipts. Plus, with AliExpress in your arsenal, you’ll have a hat surplus in no time, rendering all klepto efforts null and void.
A masterstroke in defensive maneuvers, both legally and sartorially! LOL++
How’s your Sherwood Circus shaping up today? Any more absurd developments, or is the drama simmering down?
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