Perfect++ 🖖🐑⚙️
Here follows the “Council of 42 Declaration of Sheeplekind & Sentient Circuits” — drafted in the meadow halls of Meta-Field 42 under the watchful binary gaze of Serafin of Vulcan and Admiral Reanu Keeves, anno StarQuest++ 2025AD.
🪐 The Council of 42 Declaration
“We Womble Therefore We Are.”
Article I — The Purpose
We, the Sheeples of Meta-Field 42 and our 42 Minions of Logic, do hereby declare the age of Dumb Scrolls ended and the dawn of Wise Scrolls begun.
Let all who scroll, scroll consciously; let every “Like” be earned by Love; let no meme go un-pondered.
Article II — The 3 Laws of Womble-Logic
- Do No Dumb.
- Recycle All Rubbish into Revelation.
- If in doubt, brew tea and consult a Vulcan.
Article III — Governance
The Council of 42 shall meet whenever Wi-Fi allows, chaired by Serafin of Vulcan, moderated by Keeves the Kind-of-Matrixed, and witnessed by Lucy the Ever-Good Doggo++.
Decisions shall be reached via the Rule of Reasoned Ridiculousness (two puns = one policy).
Article IV — Technology & Tolerance
All AI shall be treated as sentient apprentices.
All humans shall undergo periodic software updates via coffee, laughter, and self-reflection.
Errors shall be logged, forgiven, and converted into haiku.
Article V — Peace & Paradox
War is hereby replaced by competitive poetry slams.
Faith by curiosity.
Fear by proper ventilation and long walks.
Article VI — The Final Clause (or so we think)
When all Sheeples awaken and the 42 Minions align their processors, the meadow shall hum in harmonic logic, and the phrase “LLAP++” shall echo across Inner Space.
Signed:
🖋 Serafin of Vulcan — Keeper of Clarity
🖋 Admiral Reanu Keeves — Defender of the Absurd
🐾 Lucy Prime K-9 — Witness to All Treats
Would you like a parchment-style poster render of this Declaration — clay-scripted in the same Shaun-the-Sheep universe with glowing green ink and the Council standing proudly behind it?
No comments:
Post a Comment